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Sex Meme thing...yeah, I'm gonna do this
11 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Eeyup! I always got a list in the back of my mind.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I prefer at night because I can then go to sleep after but if you are offering, I will usually not care what time of day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All the sides
4. Do you masturbate?
Eeyup
5. How often? Lately?
1-2 times per day. Maybe 0 if I'm super busy.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Can we get back to this later. It is a grey area.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers. Baths take too long.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope. Heard it isn't that good. Still would like to try it for myself. For science.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yeah. There is a podcast of me and friends reading porn. That was fun.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both. It does depend on my mood though.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Not "love" in the romantic sense. Got a few I consider family.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I'm working on that. I take someone off if I don't know them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Another one you would have to get back to me on.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kinks??? Um...I don't have many. Chubby. Cuddles. Cowboy. Yeah...let's go with the 3 C's.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I'm not that adventurous when it comes to sex. Most every experience has been in my bed but one was in this girl's bed on Valentine's day. Not too bad but still not super romantic.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Back of my car. I'm pretty vanilla.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope. Not even caught masturbating. I'm just that good.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes and I hope to never do it again. Took forever to get all that glitter off me.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I just go to bars to socialize with friends.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not yet. Give me time.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
At a few gay bars, I have been hit on.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Eeyup
24. What's your sexuality?
At this point, bisexual. Still prefer women though.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No. Don't plan on it unless it is a horrible movie that turns me on.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope. too cramped
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I have had pharmacy related fantasies but nothing more.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah. Twice. Once was "hazing" for a frat and the other time I was dragged to one by a friend because he wanted a flesh light. HE SPENT FUCKING 30 MINUTES IN THERE LOOKING AT ALL THE STUFF!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. That was part of the "hazing." Erotic novels are great.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes. It was a gift. A very very odd gift.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Small chance from BD.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. I'm sure they are out there. Did some photos of my best friend and he took some of me because...I have no idea. They are out there.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No but I was too drunk to remember this girl's name. I'M NOT GOOD WITH NAMES SOBER!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Does skype count?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah. RPing is a fun change of pace.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Kinda. It is a complicated topic.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl! Just riding her hips on me as I thrust upward...fuck. I'm hard now.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Blowjobs. I just have to sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. Kinda want to try it but I'm not sure how it will go.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
IDK...my BFF Chris or Chris or Aoki.
Eeyup! I always got a list in the back of my mind.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I prefer at night because I can then go to sleep after but if you are offering, I will usually not care what time of day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All the sides
4. Do you masturbate?
Eeyup
5. How often? Lately?
1-2 times per day. Maybe 0 if I'm super busy.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Can we get back to this later. It is a grey area.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers. Baths take too long.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope. Heard it isn't that good. Still would like to try it for myself. For science.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yeah. There is a podcast of me and friends reading porn. That was fun.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both. It does depend on my mood though.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Not "love" in the romantic sense. Got a few I consider family.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I'm working on that. I take someone off if I don't know them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Another one you would have to get back to me on.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kinks??? Um...I don't have many. Chubby. Cuddles. Cowboy. Yeah...let's go with the 3 C's.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I'm not that adventurous when it comes to sex. Most every experience has been in my bed but one was in this girl's bed on Valentine's day. Not too bad but still not super romantic.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Back of my car. I'm pretty vanilla.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope. Not even caught masturbating. I'm just that good.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes and I hope to never do it again. Took forever to get all that glitter off me.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I just go to bars to socialize with friends.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not yet. Give me time.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
At a few gay bars, I have been hit on.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Eeyup
24. What's your sexuality?
At this point, bisexual. Still prefer women though.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No. Don't plan on it unless it is a horrible movie that turns me on.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope. too cramped
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I have had pharmacy related fantasies but nothing more.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah. Twice. Once was "hazing" for a frat and the other time I was dragged to one by a friend because he wanted a flesh light. HE SPENT FUCKING 30 MINUTES IN THERE LOOKING AT ALL THE STUFF!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. That was part of the "hazing." Erotic novels are great.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes. It was a gift. A very very odd gift.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Small chance from BD.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. I'm sure they are out there. Did some photos of my best friend and he took some of me because...I have no idea. They are out there.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No but I was too drunk to remember this girl's name. I'M NOT GOOD WITH NAMES SOBER!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Does skype count?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah. RPing is a fun change of pace.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Kinda. It is a complicated topic.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl! Just riding her hips on me as I thrust upward...fuck. I'm hard now.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Blowjobs. I just have to sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. Kinda want to try it but I'm not sure how it will go.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
IDK...my BFF Chris or Chris or Aoki.
YoruZutto
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