Waaaaait...

Is this like that time you offered free surgery in return for not being given money? 'cause I really miss that kidney.

Hush now! Didn't I give you all the lime jello you could eat for a week after that?

I would have preferred to get it orally you know...

What? Those nurses were specially trained by me personally. And I had them practice on me so I KNOW they were doing it right!!

Oh I noticed their professional manner, their expertise in dealing with hose insertion and their excellent bedside manner. (And their occasional cowering and cries of 'Nooo! don't beat me Ms Bunny!') But I think the cuffs were a bit much. (I mean handcuffs are fine, but these were bolted onto the gurney.) And was it too much to ask to be able to taste just one little spoonful? It's not like they didn't have liters to spare, and it got darn nearly everywhere at the end *except* in my mouth.