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Fuck the DMV (rant)
11 years ago
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About a week or two ago, I went to the DMV to take a written exam and receive a drivers permit. Waited in line a good three hours only to find out I needed either my passport or other proof of legal presence paperwork. Okay. My fault. My passport and legal papers were mailed out for a passport renewal. We asked the DMV lady if there was ANYTHING else we need to know and have with us for a new teen driver to receive a permit. ANYTHING. We asked her if all we needed to bring was legal presence documents. She said that I just need to have my passport with me for informational purposes. Okay, cool. So I went home, and the other day, my passport came in the mail. Of course, back to the DMV, because Foxy's ass needs to be able to drive.
I waited in line a good four hours just to go up to the SAME DMV lady, thinking I'm finally going to get my fucking permit.
"How old are you?"
"16"
"Where is your class certificate of completion"
"My what?"
"You're supposed to complete a class, whether in class or online. Online is thirteen dollars. Once you complete that, you receive a certificate, a pink certificate, and you bring that in with all your other documents, and then you can be eligible for a permit."
I DID NOT
WASTE 7+ HOURS
OF MY LIFE
ONLY TO BE TOLD
TO GO BACK TO THE FUCKING DMV
FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME
TO WAIT AN ADDITIONAL FOUR FUCKING HOURS
BECAUSE SOME FAT BITCH AT THE DMV
DECIDED IT WASN'T PART OF HER JOB TO TELL
ME INFORMATION I EXPLICITLY ASKED HER FOR.
My thin female frame could not contain the intense anger which bubbled up from my core, I just. Cannot. Scream-vented to friends.
Thankfully my body could contain my urge to murder.
Thankfully.
About a week or two ago, I went to the DMV to take a written exam and receive a drivers permit. Waited in line a good three hours only to find out I needed either my passport or other proof of legal presence paperwork. Okay. My fault. My passport and legal papers were mailed out for a passport renewal. We asked the DMV lady if there was ANYTHING else we need to know and have with us for a new teen driver to receive a permit. ANYTHING. We asked her if all we needed to bring was legal presence documents. She said that I just need to have my passport with me for informational purposes. Okay, cool. So I went home, and the other day, my passport came in the mail. Of course, back to the DMV, because Foxy's ass needs to be able to drive.
I waited in line a good four hours just to go up to the SAME DMV lady, thinking I'm finally going to get my fucking permit.
"How old are you?"
"16"
"Where is your class certificate of completion"
"My what?"
"You're supposed to complete a class, whether in class or online. Online is thirteen dollars. Once you complete that, you receive a certificate, a pink certificate, and you bring that in with all your other documents, and then you can be eligible for a permit."
I DID NOT
WASTE 7+ HOURS
OF MY LIFE
ONLY TO BE TOLD
TO GO BACK TO THE FUCKING DMV
FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME
TO WAIT AN ADDITIONAL FOUR FUCKING HOURS
BECAUSE SOME FAT BITCH AT THE DMV
DECIDED IT WASN'T PART OF HER JOB TO TELL
ME INFORMATION I EXPLICITLY ASKED HER FOR.
My thin female frame could not contain the intense anger which bubbled up from my core, I just. Cannot. Scream-vented to friends.
Thankfully my body could contain my urge to murder.
Thankfully.
Needless to say, don't forget to renew your tags. If you drop from their system it makes getting them back much harder than it needs to be, because for whatever reason having the title to my vehicle and proof of insurance isn't enough to prove that I own it. XD