Where are you staying?
The Sheraton at Keystone Crossings

What day are you getting there?
Aug 29th

Who will you be rooming with?
We have the ballrooms, some panel rooms, a room on the main floor for sponsor's lounge

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
....... WE ARE THE CONVENTION!

Are there any panels you might be attending?
ALL of them >.>

Are you attending any stage or public performances?
ALL of them >.>

Will you be suiting?
Like... the whole staff? at ONCE? .... WHO WOULD RUN CON OPS?

Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
I hope you have a big fursuit.... cause i'm gonna put my whole con in it...

How can I find you?
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sheraton+Indianapolis+Hotel+at+Keystone+Crossing/@39.915214,-86.108185,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x886b52b35f468089:0x480551bc624f5b79

How old are you?
5 years old technically >.>

How tall are you?
.... two floors?

Are you taken? Are you looking for a mate?
WELL IF MIDWEST FURFEST WOULD RETURN MY CALLS.... um i mean.... single... but looking for about 500 or more friends to hang out with that weekend... that'd be cool.

Can I talk to you?
Yeah! Drop me a line on FA... or on twitter indyfurcon or in person at con

Can I touch you?
.... you want to TOUCH THE WHOLE CONVENTION??? .... is that ZEN ... or creepy? .... i'll have to think about that...

Can I visit your room?
Well if you have a badge you can get into most of em depending... yeah.

Can I buy you drinks?
*ONLY SERIOUS ANSWER OF THE MEME*
Please only buy drinks for people 21 or older as anything else is in violation of the code of conduct


Can I hug or snuggle with you?
THE WHOLE CON? ..... maybe?

Are you nice?
Well I hope so!
Except Pandez... he's a jerk ;)

How long are you going?
*opens mouth* ... *ponders* .... um, wait seriously didn't we answer... oh no "what day do you GET there" ... ok so 3 days it's Friday to Sunday! though you can hang out on your own time thursday night or monday morning if you want... you know.. just chill...

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Throw money at the charity!
except coins... cause if you LITERALLY throw coins at the charity that could hurt the kitties...

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Do i have to link the google maps to the Sheraton at Keystone again???

What/where will you be eating?
AT PRECISELY 842 PM ON FRIDAY I WILL EAT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH... THEN...
...
seriously.. I dunno - I'm a con... do i even eat???


Can I come with you for food/fun etc?
...... if the answer to the previous question is yes... then... sure?

Can I take your picture?
With permission... yes!

What’s your goal for the con this year?
To get through the movie Alkali picked for MST3K ...... DAMN YOU ALKALI *SHAKEFIST*