So after the freezing rain we got round here, the roads are pretty slippery. And as I was walking back from work a few minutes earlier, I saw the saddest thing.
Some idiot decided to use the ice to practice "drifting" with his camaro. -_- After skidding and making his tires scream for a little while, he ended up against a telephone pole. Anonymous idiot, I salute you. It's because of fools like you that I can barely afford car insurance.

Stupidity knows no boundaries.