Darn, took me one line to figure out it was a spambot. The rest is just me attempting to remember how to program these sorts of stupid things. Its a really easy few lines of code (Albeit the last time I did this it was on a TI-83+) so there are likely easier ways to do this.

[7:08:21 PM] ahmetler_6464: are you online?
[7:08:54 PM] Desert: I very may well be. Might I ask who you are?
[7:09:15 PM] Eileen Kunkel: I'm 23/F looking for someone to talk too...
[7:09:34 PM] Desert: Skype is a very odd medium to use for that purpose.
[7:10:03 PM] Eileen Kunkel: My real name is Amanda and from Cali, can i ask u something?
[7:10:54 PM] Desert: On the condition that you can prove that you are not an automated program.
[7:11:25 PM] Eileen Kunkel: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i have. Is that too much for you to handle?
[7:13:47 PM] Desert: If you were black, about 6'0' with about a 30-34 inch waist line, an athlitically toned build, short cropped hair with soft facial features on an elongated ovil facial structure then I'd be quite interested. However as I doubt that you are I'm betting your next line of text will be a link to a cam website.
[7:14:19 PM] Eileen Kunkel: ok this is really turning me on, i wanna show you what i'm wearing right now.. is that ok?
[7:14:45 PM] Desert: And that would be the shamless link associated with an automated program. Shame.
[7:15:13 PM] Eileen Kunkel: :) (heart) you make me smile a lot :) (heart) i want you to hold on really hard ;) i'm going to setup my camera for you.
[7:16:10 PM] Desert: Uh-huh. I do wonder how much these websites are paying in service fees to have these things going.
[7:16:44 PM] Eileen Kunkel: Ok this is super easy just like goto http://81O8mCkOsr.disrespectmybody.com and accept the invitation on that website.
[7:17:31 PM] Desert: And there we go. The obligatory website. Wonderful, absolutely wonderful. Someone give this programmer a lollipop they earned it!
[7:18:02 PM] Eileen Kunkel: Don't worry baby the site i'm on is FREE to join all you have to do is register they support mobile phones too :)
[7:19:38 PM] Desert: Uh huh, now just waiting for either a 1-900 number or a credit-card form. I do wonder if they had any fun before this terminates.
[7:20:08 PM] Eileen Kunkel: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged. ok i'm ready for u now
[7:21:35 PM] Desert: There it is, right there, creditcard forum. Called it! Now lets see if this is set to <if line = X (insert line of text to go to here) return to 1 (where one is set as program start.)
[7:22:08 PM] Eileen Kunkel: I want you to talk to me dirty baby. i really like that. What color Panties do you think i should wear?
[7:23:20 PM] Desert: Ohhh, looks like I was off by a few lines. Might just be <if line = X (where X is the final line) then end program.
[7:23:50 PM] Eileen Kunkel: I'll do anything you want me to do. I know how to make u happy, I can show you what fits in my mouth...
[7:24:22 PM] Desert: Shall we wait and see where this repeats itself? Shall we? Ahhh yes yes we shall.
[7:24:51 PM] Eileen Kunkel: I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass and tits until they are red for u!!!
[7:26:04 PM] Desert: Now if they had any remote understanding of programming they'd have at least used the same code structure as cleverbot with a filter for more proper replies for sentences.
[7:26:33 PM] Eileen Kunkel: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve. i'll be waiting for you on the site http://mNESaRGuniY.disrespectmybody.com my username is UxoHottiexo
[7:27:41 PM] Desert: Ohhh wasn't expecting two services to be using it! This might take longer than anticipated.
[7:32:05 PM] Desert: And there we go folks /end program (technically /end would work in most cases.)