urban dictionary meme
17 years ago
General
Hey the lights on.
borrowed without permission (lies, LIES AND SLANDER) with no intention of returning from
JokerThief_Aizoku
1.) Your name?
Philip
A person who enjoys being the target of seagulling
wow... umm okay... the rest of em might be pretty accurate though.
2.) Your age?
17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
okay so I'm 20 days off... LIVE WITH IT!!!!
3.) One of your friends?
Orrie
Comes from the Latin verb, to "orrinthate" meaning to be beautiful beyond ones imagination, and to be hung like a horse. Orrie's have a tendency to want to run naked in public places, and thereby bettering the world by showing their massive genitalia.
lol interesting
4.) What should you be doing?
homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor
how very true
5.) Favorite color?
Grey
A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site.
Some believe Greys are of the same species of alien as Reptilian. This is debatable.
O.o
6.) Birthplace?
Minnesota
1. State...ass
2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe)
3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it
4. Nice people
5. Better weather
6. Best schools (No really, best rated
Yeah. Suck it
7.) Month of your birth?
February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign
pretty much the greatest month to be born in according to this.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Phil
To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.
lol, how true...if I could, but our managers watch us like hawks.
JokerThief_Aizoku1.) Your name?
Philip
A person who enjoys being the target of seagulling
wow... umm okay... the rest of em might be pretty accurate though.
2.) Your age?
17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
okay so I'm 20 days off... LIVE WITH IT!!!!
3.) One of your friends?
Orrie
Comes from the Latin verb, to "orrinthate" meaning to be beautiful beyond ones imagination, and to be hung like a horse. Orrie's have a tendency to want to run naked in public places, and thereby bettering the world by showing their massive genitalia.
lol interesting
4.) What should you be doing?
homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor
how very true
5.) Favorite color?
Grey
A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site.
Some believe Greys are of the same species of alien as Reptilian. This is debatable.
O.o
6.) Birthplace?
Minnesota
1. State...ass
2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe)
3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it
4. Nice people
5. Better weather
6. Best schools (No really, best rated
Yeah. Suck it
7.) Month of your birth?
February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign
pretty much the greatest month to be born in according to this.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Phil
To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.
lol, how true...if I could, but our managers watch us like hawks.
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