Would you rather be penetrated by a cat (which have barbed penises) or be forced to indulge someone in their poop fetish?

I think I'd take my chances with the cat.

Holy shit, I said the same thing! XD

The poop fetish just doesn't do anything for me.

I've had nightmares over the subject…

haha yeah.... cat lol

Oh yeah? Well you do remember my alternate tiger fursona Peppermint, right love?

hehe I do, though I would still have you as a wuffy. too may kittys have hurt me in the past

Awwwww, I will never hurt you my foxy. *huggles you tight*

Taking a barbed boy in the butt seems better than rubbing poop all over yourself...so I agree with y'all. X3

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Now stay tuned for your local weather.

How many times a day do you check for messages on a electronic device?
What would you say if your mother found a box of condoms in your pocket?
Have you been to a bar who serves fresh peanuts from a barrel?
How much money do you normally have in your wallet?
What was the dumbest sci-fi you remember seeing?
Was Mulner crazy?
How do you take your coffee in the mornings?
Do your parents smoke?
How many diapers have you had to change?
Did you have a pet that died?
Will this young couple in this movie die?
What is your favorite family herloom?
Have you made a coat of arms for your fursona?
What is your favorite t.v. channel?
Is there lotion next to your bed?
When you go to the mall what is your favorite gumball or novelty machine?
Soup or salad?
How often do you floss?
Do you have a routine or special way to make a sandwich?
What was your favorite thing you made in your life?
Have you tried smoking?
Have you ever caught someone having sex?
The teacher that was full of stupidity in high school taught what subject?
Did either of your wives ask to marry you?
TURNS out the young guy just died
Do you write notes in books you read?
Do you like to French kiss?
Have you ever waxed part of your body?
Do you think cfl's are a waste of money?
What month in the Calendar is your favorite?
Do you mow the lawn?
Will you be buying pink underwear in the next year?
Have you shot a gun?
Will peppermint paddy ever marry chuck?
What is your favorite Christmas cartoon?
Can you thread a sewing machine?
Can you bake bread?
Which foot do you normally put a sock on first?
Is there a piece of clothing that you wear more then 3 days?
If someone asks you out to lunch do you offer to pay for your meal or both?
Have you ever called a number you found on a bathroom wall?
Will the democrats win the next presidency?
Can you change the oil in a vehicle?
If you could bring someone back to life for another 10 more years who would it be?

And last but not least have you ever put on a bra?

*cracks my knuckles and replies back to all of the horsey's questions*

1. A lot! I normally don't keep an accurate number, but it is a lot.
2. I'm practicing safe sex with Inola, mom. Or, I'm holding those for someone. Or, Um.. those are balloons for a party.
3. I have not.
4. Anywhere from $60-$80.
5. A Japanese movie (oddly enough with loads of American actors in it and only two actually Japanese kids) called Gunhead. The first 15 minutes of the movie everybody except for the two main American cast members, and the two Japanese kids were killed.
6. Yes
7. How I like my guys, hot and gay.
8. No
9. Believe it or not, I have never changed a diaper.
10. My goldfish I had when I was a kid.
11. If it's a horror movie, and they just had sex, their fate is sealed.
12. Apparently when my mother goes she said I get my great-grandmother's rocking chair, which is actually in my room at this very moment.
13. No I haven't, but the idea actually sounds pretty cool.
14. Channel 63, I get to watch Frasier, Cheers, and the Golden Girls on it. Next would have to be channel 33, Cartoon Network for Adult Swim. Then AMC.
15. No, but there is some in my bathroom along with some baby oil.
16. I loved the old fashioned penny gumball dispensers, and there was a really neat old cigarette vending machine, with the pull knobs on it to select the pack of smokes you wanted that was at an old cafe I used to go eat at with my grandparents when I was younger.
17. Sometimes both.
18. Not nearly as much as I should.
19. The mayo always has to be on the top piece of bread, and the mustard has to be on the bottom piece.
20. Some of the pottery work I did back in high school. I still have a few things.
21. Smoked before, I've quit ages ago. I wouldn't mind taking up vaping however.
22. My sister once when I was like in 5th or 6th grade.
23. That would have to be Mr. Caudy, he was our resource teacher for the kids with learning disabilities (like me). He wasn't as much stupid, as much that he didn't care about teaching, and would rather play Mahjong on his computer during class.
24. No, it was pretty much all up to me.
25. What did I tell you?
26. No
27. Oui
28. Um.. yeah. Itches like a son-of-a-bitch coming back in.
29. I'm not sure.
30. July, for the 4th. November for Thanksgiving. And December for Christmas, and the new schedule for MFF.
31. When I can. Usually dad beats me to it.
32. I don't think so.
33. It's possible.
34. I love all the old Rankin Christmas specials.
35. If I have a keen eye, and a steady hand I can.
36. I haven't tried. Another thing to put on my list.
37. Usually my right foot.
38. Work clothes.
39. I'll try to pick up my meal.
40. 867-5309, I asked for Jenny.
41. God, I hope not!
42. If I had the time, I probably could.
43. My grandpa Dunn. I was only ten years old when he passed away 5 days before Christmas.
44. I have not, but I have worn women's underwear before.