This is how you can tell I have no life
11 years ago
1:Full name.
No.
2:Zodiac sign.
Snaaaaaaaake!
3:3 fears.
Spiders, losing the people I love, being alone.
4:3 things I love.
Bunnies. Linkin Park. Also bunnies. And this weirdo
<3
5:4 turn on’s.
Uhhhh does it count if I just put my boyfriend's name down four times? :P
6:4 turn off’s.
People being assholes to other people, lying, playing with people's emotions...people being disgusting human beings in general.
7:My best friend?
Dis guy
8:Sexual orientation?
Yes.
9:My best first date?
The date that wasn't a date but totally was a date with
:P
10:How tall am I?
I am 5'1"
11:What do I miss?
Right now, warmer weather.
12:What time was I born?
Oh yes let me just see if I can remember if I glanced at the clock as I popped out of the womb.
13:Favorite color?
Green and brown.
14:Do I have a crush?
That's a dumb word but I am crushin' on my man so hard omg
15:Favorite quote?
Literally every word Joel Osteen speaks.
16:Favorite place?
That I've been to? Probably Disney World.
That I want to go? Texas.
17:Favorite food?
Too much food to name. So much. On nom.
18:Do I use sarcasm?
lawl no
19:What am I listening to right now?
I just farted idk if that counts.
Or like, the keyboard as I mash letters together.
20:First thing I notice in new person?
Uhhh, they're new??
21:Shoe size?
Made it all the way up to a 7 aaaawwww yeah!
22:Eye color?
Blue/Grey and sometimes green.
23:Hair color?
Brunette.
24: Favorite style of clothing?
I'm pretty sure I don't have a style, unless you count wearing the same outfit two weeks in a row because I don't feel like going down into my spider-infested basement to do laundry every week a style.
25:Ever done a prank call?
Yes. I called people telling them I was with a strategic university doing a survey on masturbation. Some people actually answered the questions and let me tell you, most of the time I did not want to hear those answers.
26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
Black. I know this because I have a lack of pants on my person.
27:Meaning behind my username?
Honestly, I don't know. I just came up with that shit.
28:Favorite movie?
GODSPELL <3
29:Favorite song?
Honestly idk there are so many that I love. Like every song is my favourite lol
30:Favorite band?
Linkin Park/Coheed and Cambria.
31:How I feel right now?
Tired, a little down. Cold.
32:Someone I love.
<33333
33:My current relationship status.
Not a single pringle.
34:My relationship with my parents.
Eh.
35:Favorite holiday.
Christmas!
36:Tattoos and piercing I have.
I have four piercings and one tattoo. This will change soon.
37:Tattoos and piercing I want.
Another earring in my right ear, and like 6 more tattoos.
38:The reason I got up today.
Adult responsibilities and shit.
Okay not actual shit I did have to poop.
39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?
No.
40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
Sometimes \( ‘з’)/
41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
Noooooooooooooooo.
42:When did I last hold hands?
Yesterday (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
Less than an hour.
44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
Yup.
45: Where am I right now?
In bed.
46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
Whoever I'm with lol
47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Most of the time, at a reasonable level. Sometimes loudness bothers me and it sucks :/
48:Do I live with my parents?
Yup.
49:Am I excited for anything?
LINKIN PARK ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆
50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
I sure do!
51:How often do I wear a fake smile?
I'm not sure I should answer this honestly.
52:When was the last time I hugged someone?
Yesterday.
53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
I'd be in jail for first degree murder.
54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Probably.
55:What is something I disliked about today?
Work.
56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Joel Osteen. That is my dream.
57:What do I think about most?
Inappropriate things involving myself and my significant other.
58:What’s my strangest talent?
Idk if it's a 'talent' but I can tell you where in a library a certain book would be...</nerd>
59:Do I have any strange phobias?
Just spiders.
60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Both, but I always think I look horrid so you'll literally have to take like 80 pictures of me before I might like one.
61:What was the last lie I told?
"I'm okay."
That's usually the biggest lie I tell people. But it's better than the alternative of telling the truth.
62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
On the phone. But I prefer in person more.
63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
YES AND YES OMG ALIENS AND REAL AND GHOSTS ARE FUCKING ALL OUR SHIT UP
64:Do I believe in magic?
Yessir.
65:Do I believe in luck?
Not really. I believe everything happens for a reason.
66:What’s the weather like right now?
Shit-tastic.
67:What was the last book I’ve read?
Peter Pan Must Die. Really good read.
68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?
Actually, kind of, yeah.
69:Do I have any nicknames?
Christa is a nickname. So is Chell.
70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
I'd rather not write about that in public.
71:Do I spend money or save it?
Both.
72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
Nope. But I've come pretty close.
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
One of the stripes on my toesocks is pink.
74:Favorite animal?
Bunnies <3
75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Sleeping.
76:What do I think Satan’s last name is?
Well his name isn't actually Satan, it's Lucifer. And he doesn't have a last name, as far as I know.
77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
Anything by Linkin Park.
78:How can you win my heart?
You don't 'win' anything, you earn it.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
I have no idea actually.
80:What is my favorite word?
I don't think I have one.
81:My top 5 favourite artists.
Ifus, SkiaSkai, Anyare, Niki, DaggerLeonelli
82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
I don't have time to write out everything I would say to the world.
83:Do I have any relatives in jail?
Not that I'm aware of.
84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Uhhh, gosh it's a tie between psychic powers and the ability to fly.
85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Well that kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? Because then someone will ask it and then it will be awkward because they'd know I don't want to answer it.
86:What is my current desktop picture?
The couples icon that
did for me <3
87:Had sex?
Nooo, I have this amazingly super hot boyfriend that I drool over but nope no sex ew boy cooties
88:Bought condoms?
I once bought a box of condoms with my friends before a birthday party and we blew them up and rubbed them on each other's faces.
89:Gotten pregnant?
Nope.
90:Failed a class?
Nope. Almost though.
91:Kissed a boy?
Mhm.
92:Kissed a girl?
Mhm.
93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
I kiss my lion in the rain ˚‧*♡ॢ˃̶̤̀◡˂̶̤́♡ॢ*‧˚
94:Had job?
Yes I job.
95:Left the house without my wallet?
Yup.
96:Bullied someone on the Internet?
No, I just proved them wrong.
97:Stolen anything?
Uhhhh wow no why would I ever ever do that nope not me
98:Played on a sports team?
Unfortunately. I was kinda forced into playing soccer with my friend.
99:Eaten a whole box of cookies?
No. If I did I would regret it afterwards.
100:Did drugs?
No.
101:Smoked cigarettes?
Ew no.
102:Drank alcohol?
Yes.
103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
Nope. I don't like most veggies.
104:Been overweight?
Yeah.
105:Been underweight?
Lawl.
106:Been to a wedding?
Several.
107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Mhm. Reading through 5000000+ pages of lectures is a bitch.
108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
Try like 9 straight hours...
sorrynotsorry
109:Been outside my home country?
Yup!
110:Gotten my heart broken?
Yeah.
111:Been to a professional sports game?
Two whole sports games!!!!
112:Broken a bone?
Nope, I've always sprained things, never broken.
113:Cut myself?
Eh.
114:Been to prom?
Unfortunately.
115:Been in airplane?
Scariest fucking thing omg
116: Fly by helicopter?
Nope.
117:What concerts have I been to?
Linkin Park 6 times, Coheed and Cambria 6 times, HIM, Sonata Arctica 2 times, Dragonforce, Nightwish, Epica, Matthew Good, so many others.
118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Back in high school.
119:Learned another language?
I almost taught myself Italian.
120:Wore make up?
Every day. Unless I'm being a shut-in.
121:Lost something important?
Yes.
122:Had rabies?
Uhhh no...
123:Dyed my hair?
Aha, certainly.
124:Voted in a presidential election?
In Canadaland we ain't got no prez'
125:Rode in an ambulance?
Nope.
126:Had a surgery?
Yup.
127:Met someone famous?
Oh HELL YEAH I MET LINKIN PARK AND COHEED AND LOTS OF OTHER BANDS OMG
128:Stalked someone on a social network?
No.
129:Peed outside?
A few times.
130:Been fishing?
When I was younger, yeah.
131:Helped with charity?
No.
132:Been rejected by a crush?
No.
133:Broken a mirror?
It may have run into my fist at one point.
134:What do I want for birthday?
A trip to Texas.
135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
If I have kids I'd want two but we'll see how things go.
I've always loved the names Gideon and Jacob for boys, and idk about girls.
136:Was I named after anyone?
No.
137:Do I like my handwriting?
Not at all. I wish I had pretty girly handwriting but I write like an alcoholic homeless man.
138:What was my favorite toy as a child?
My cat :)
139:Favorite TV Show?
Buffy/Supernatural/Once Upon A Time
140:Where do I want to live when I'm older?
Not in the city. I kinda want a cute little country home.
I'd love to live in Texas but that most likely will not pan out.
141:Play any musical instrument?
Haha sadly, no
142:One of my scars, how did I get it?
I have one under my left boob from when I was swimming out to and around an island. I stopped to rest on a rock, but it was too slippery and I slid down and sliced myself open.
143:Favorite pizza topping?
Corn.
144:Am I afraid of the dark?
Admittedly so.
145:Am I afraid of heights?
Yes.
146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
Nope.
147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Every day.
148:What I’m really bad at.
Life.
149:What my greatest achievements are.
Meeting Linkin Park. Seeing Joel Osteen. Not eating that chocolate bar on my dresser.
150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
I don't really want to share that.
151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
Go to Texas.
152:What do I like about myself?
Honestly, nothing.
Well, I like my boyfriend if that counts.
153:My oldest friend.
My friends from high school.
154:Something I fantasize about.
Not being me.
No.
2:Zodiac sign.
Snaaaaaaaake!
3:3 fears.
Spiders, losing the people I love, being alone.
4:3 things I love.
Bunnies. Linkin Park. Also bunnies. And this weirdo

5:4 turn on’s.
Uhhhh does it count if I just put my boyfriend's name down four times? :P
6:4 turn off’s.
People being assholes to other people, lying, playing with people's emotions...people being disgusting human beings in general.
7:My best friend?
Dis guy

8:Sexual orientation?
Yes.
9:My best first date?
The date that wasn't a date but totally was a date with

10:How tall am I?
I am 5'1"
11:What do I miss?
Right now, warmer weather.
12:What time was I born?
Oh yes let me just see if I can remember if I glanced at the clock as I popped out of the womb.
13:Favorite color?
Green and brown.
14:Do I have a crush?
That's a dumb word but I am crushin' on my man so hard omg
15:Favorite quote?
Literally every word Joel Osteen speaks.
16:Favorite place?
That I've been to? Probably Disney World.
That I want to go? Texas.
17:Favorite food?
Too much food to name. So much. On nom.
18:Do I use sarcasm?
lawl no
19:What am I listening to right now?
I just farted idk if that counts.
Or like, the keyboard as I mash letters together.
20:First thing I notice in new person?
Uhhh, they're new??
21:Shoe size?
Made it all the way up to a 7 aaaawwww yeah!
22:Eye color?
Blue/Grey and sometimes green.
23:Hair color?
Brunette.
24: Favorite style of clothing?
I'm pretty sure I don't have a style, unless you count wearing the same outfit two weeks in a row because I don't feel like going down into my spider-infested basement to do laundry every week a style.
25:Ever done a prank call?
Yes. I called people telling them I was with a strategic university doing a survey on masturbation. Some people actually answered the questions and let me tell you, most of the time I did not want to hear those answers.
26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
Black. I know this because I have a lack of pants on my person.
27:Meaning behind my username?
Honestly, I don't know. I just came up with that shit.
28:Favorite movie?
GODSPELL <3
29:Favorite song?
Honestly idk there are so many that I love. Like every song is my favourite lol
30:Favorite band?
Linkin Park/Coheed and Cambria.
31:How I feel right now?
Tired, a little down. Cold.
32:Someone I love.

33:My current relationship status.
Not a single pringle.
34:My relationship with my parents.
Eh.
35:Favorite holiday.
Christmas!
36:Tattoos and piercing I have.
I have four piercings and one tattoo. This will change soon.
37:Tattoos and piercing I want.
Another earring in my right ear, and like 6 more tattoos.
38:The reason I got up today.
Adult responsibilities and shit.
Okay not actual shit I did have to poop.
39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?
No.
40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
Sometimes \( ‘з’)/
41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
Noooooooooooooooo.
42:When did I last hold hands?
Yesterday (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
Less than an hour.
44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
Yup.
45: Where am I right now?
In bed.
46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
Whoever I'm with lol
47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Most of the time, at a reasonable level. Sometimes loudness bothers me and it sucks :/
48:Do I live with my parents?
Yup.
49:Am I excited for anything?
LINKIN PARK ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆
50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
I sure do!
51:How often do I wear a fake smile?
I'm not sure I should answer this honestly.
52:When was the last time I hugged someone?
Yesterday.
53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
I'd be in jail for first degree murder.
54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Probably.
55:What is something I disliked about today?
Work.
56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Joel Osteen. That is my dream.
57:What do I think about most?
Inappropriate things involving myself and my significant other.
58:What’s my strangest talent?
Idk if it's a 'talent' but I can tell you where in a library a certain book would be...</nerd>
59:Do I have any strange phobias?
Just spiders.
60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Both, but I always think I look horrid so you'll literally have to take like 80 pictures of me before I might like one.
61:What was the last lie I told?
"I'm okay."
That's usually the biggest lie I tell people. But it's better than the alternative of telling the truth.
62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
On the phone. But I prefer in person more.
63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
YES AND YES OMG ALIENS AND REAL AND GHOSTS ARE FUCKING ALL OUR SHIT UP
64:Do I believe in magic?
Yessir.
65:Do I believe in luck?
Not really. I believe everything happens for a reason.
66:What’s the weather like right now?
Shit-tastic.
67:What was the last book I’ve read?
Peter Pan Must Die. Really good read.
68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?
Actually, kind of, yeah.
69:Do I have any nicknames?
Christa is a nickname. So is Chell.
70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
I'd rather not write about that in public.
71:Do I spend money or save it?
Both.
72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
Nope. But I've come pretty close.
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
One of the stripes on my toesocks is pink.
74:Favorite animal?
Bunnies <3
75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Sleeping.
76:What do I think Satan’s last name is?
Well his name isn't actually Satan, it's Lucifer. And he doesn't have a last name, as far as I know.
77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
Anything by Linkin Park.
78:How can you win my heart?
You don't 'win' anything, you earn it.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
I have no idea actually.
80:What is my favorite word?
I don't think I have one.
81:My top 5 favourite artists.
Ifus, SkiaSkai, Anyare, Niki, DaggerLeonelli
82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
I don't have time to write out everything I would say to the world.
83:Do I have any relatives in jail?
Not that I'm aware of.
84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Uhhh, gosh it's a tie between psychic powers and the ability to fly.
85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Well that kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? Because then someone will ask it and then it will be awkward because they'd know I don't want to answer it.
86:What is my current desktop picture?
The couples icon that

87:Had sex?
Nooo, I have this amazingly super hot boyfriend that I drool over but nope no sex ew boy cooties
88:Bought condoms?
I once bought a box of condoms with my friends before a birthday party and we blew them up and rubbed them on each other's faces.
89:Gotten pregnant?
Nope.
90:Failed a class?
Nope. Almost though.
91:Kissed a boy?
Mhm.
92:Kissed a girl?
Mhm.
93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
I kiss my lion in the rain ˚‧*♡ॢ˃̶̤̀◡˂̶̤́♡ॢ*‧˚
94:Had job?
Yes I job.
95:Left the house without my wallet?
Yup.
96:Bullied someone on the Internet?
No, I just proved them wrong.
97:Stolen anything?
Uhhhh wow no why would I ever ever do that nope not me
98:Played on a sports team?
Unfortunately. I was kinda forced into playing soccer with my friend.
99:Eaten a whole box of cookies?
No. If I did I would regret it afterwards.
100:Did drugs?
No.
101:Smoked cigarettes?
Ew no.
102:Drank alcohol?
Yes.
103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
Nope. I don't like most veggies.
104:Been overweight?
Yeah.
105:Been underweight?
Lawl.
106:Been to a wedding?
Several.
107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Mhm. Reading through 5000000+ pages of lectures is a bitch.
108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
Try like 9 straight hours...
sorrynotsorry
109:Been outside my home country?
Yup!
110:Gotten my heart broken?
Yeah.
111:Been to a professional sports game?
Two whole sports games!!!!
112:Broken a bone?
Nope, I've always sprained things, never broken.
113:Cut myself?
Eh.
114:Been to prom?
Unfortunately.
115:Been in airplane?
Scariest fucking thing omg
116: Fly by helicopter?
Nope.
117:What concerts have I been to?
Linkin Park 6 times, Coheed and Cambria 6 times, HIM, Sonata Arctica 2 times, Dragonforce, Nightwish, Epica, Matthew Good, so many others.
118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Back in high school.
119:Learned another language?
I almost taught myself Italian.
120:Wore make up?
Every day. Unless I'm being a shut-in.
121:Lost something important?
Yes.
122:Had rabies?
Uhhh no...
123:Dyed my hair?
Aha, certainly.
124:Voted in a presidential election?
In Canadaland we ain't got no prez'
125:Rode in an ambulance?
Nope.
126:Had a surgery?
Yup.
127:Met someone famous?
Oh HELL YEAH I MET LINKIN PARK AND COHEED AND LOTS OF OTHER BANDS OMG
128:Stalked someone on a social network?
No.
129:Peed outside?
A few times.
130:Been fishing?
When I was younger, yeah.
131:Helped with charity?
No.
132:Been rejected by a crush?
No.
133:Broken a mirror?
It may have run into my fist at one point.
134:What do I want for birthday?
A trip to Texas.
135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
If I have kids I'd want two but we'll see how things go.
I've always loved the names Gideon and Jacob for boys, and idk about girls.
136:Was I named after anyone?
No.
137:Do I like my handwriting?
Not at all. I wish I had pretty girly handwriting but I write like an alcoholic homeless man.
138:What was my favorite toy as a child?
My cat :)
139:Favorite TV Show?
Buffy/Supernatural/Once Upon A Time
140:Where do I want to live when I'm older?
Not in the city. I kinda want a cute little country home.
I'd love to live in Texas but that most likely will not pan out.
141:Play any musical instrument?
Haha sadly, no
142:One of my scars, how did I get it?
I have one under my left boob from when I was swimming out to and around an island. I stopped to rest on a rock, but it was too slippery and I slid down and sliced myself open.
143:Favorite pizza topping?
Corn.
144:Am I afraid of the dark?
Admittedly so.
145:Am I afraid of heights?
Yes.
146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
Nope.
147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Every day.
148:What I’m really bad at.
Life.
149:What my greatest achievements are.
Meeting Linkin Park. Seeing Joel Osteen. Not eating that chocolate bar on my dresser.
150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
I don't really want to share that.
151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
Go to Texas.
152:What do I like about myself?
Honestly, nothing.
Well, I like my boyfriend if that counts.
153:My oldest friend.
My friends from high school.
154:Something I fantasize about.
Not being me.
Well...tonight I will. May be buzzed writing it but OH WELL :'D