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Ew WTF
11 years ago
So remember how a long time ago I said we were gonna be color coordinated at the hospital?
It's finally mandatory on the 1st.
And we're kahki
Why?
I handle all the shit and piss and puke and festering wounds yet you gonna give me khaki?!
This ain't no orange is the new black shit man this is serious!
Anyways, if you wanna help contribute to me getting some scrubs THAT ACTUALLY FIT
hit me up with a commission.
These are the scrubs they issued to me:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net.....mp;oe=546D50C8
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net.....23588142_n.jpg
I LOOK LIKE FAT ALBERT NOT A FUCKING NURSE'S AID
It's finally mandatory on the 1st.
And we're kahki
Why?
I handle all the shit and piss and puke and festering wounds yet you gonna give me khaki?!
This ain't no orange is the new black shit man this is serious!
Anyways, if you wanna help contribute to me getting some scrubs THAT ACTUALLY FIT
hit me up with a commission.
These are the scrubs they issued to me:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net.....mp;oe=546D50C8
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net.....23588142_n.jpg
I LOOK LIKE FAT ALBERT NOT A FUCKING NURSE'S AID
I mean I know being a nurse/doctor isn't all about fashion, but GOD Khaki is the worst color choice they could have chosen and also did they buy these from a one-size-fits-all store or something? x.x
A. Why aren't we a dark color? We are litterally the only light color in the whole hospital
B. Why are these clothes so big
and C. WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST GIVE US MONEY FOR OUR OWN INSTEAD?!
B. Because they are to lazy to get everyones measurements.
C. Because they want to make sure you are all matchy from dumb reasons.
c':
So why didn't we do that in the first place?
Fun fact, my favorite pair of shorts as a kid had fat albert on them.