Ahh the people of Walmart, you give us so much hilarity without knowing

Haha what? XD :P

i hear all sorts of...interesting things in that place more than any other shopping center

Solution: Turn around with an hilariously raised eyebrow.

:D

believe me i REALLY wanted to look! >.<

It's the solution to all my work and life problems.

When in doubt, turn it into a joke. c:

where do you work at? If you dont mind me asking! ^^;

Nowhere you'll recognise. It's an independent local pub/restaurant. :P

ahh i see :) well you must hear and see PLENTY of interesting things!

Mainly myself. I look GOOD in black. ;D

so youre secretly a MIB agent? >.>

*Flash*

So, how are you?

fabolous darling!

I got a cringing Walmart experience that is a bit similar to yours

oh what was it? :D

While on vacation with my Grandma in Oklahoma... Which according to her has a huge fat population, I was returning an item I bought, while in line I noticed two larger women, a mother and daughter. Then I saw what they were returning.... A bikini. I cringed a little, I didn't hear why they were returning it because I was too busy trying to bleach my brain

I've seen everything from the worst parenting skills ever to things I wish to never see again

I work at walmart. huehue

so YOU must see some interesting things!

Big butts. But all taken sadly.

im a big perv so i would i have turned around

also you wanna see a gurl with nice curves look up
lexxxi luxe

i saw...wow @.@ lol

god yes
44MM boobles

You should have gone all MEGA MILK to her.

But really… they'll be so huuuuge! take a loooook! **shows them off publically** xD

oh you :P <3

But I'm sure it's a compliment for some people :o

I saw something worse a couple years ago at my Walmart..since I live close to it.

So I collect hotwheels,and sometimes I see some interesting stuff.like a really nice booty,....mmm...booty.well anywho..I saw something more horrible than anything ever imagined.
I walked right up to a line where I was right behind a fe-mullet.a female mullet wearer.it....was...bad.i wanted to go to another line but some guy was behind me.i had to accept my fate.i could feel it staring at me...saying-"yeah...I'm what you think I am...I shall eat your soul!!!gragagaha!"luckly she left.i was trying my hardest not to go MULLET!!really loudly.so I finished buying my el camino and my awesome car...so yeah..

HA. Just HA. Don't worry, I had an awkward moment when I was messing around with my 3DS.

I was playing the Pokemon Dream Radar game and was pointing it in one direction, when I realized I had my 3DS pointing at some woman's boobage. I became so red that I closed my 3DS and looked away.

My family laughed their asses off when the woman looked at me, gave me a "call me" sign and walked off. Oh my god that was the most embarrassing thing to happen to me. ><