I don't care if you don't think it's scary in any way, shape or form. I don't care if the only thing that scares you is real-life, in-front-of-you danger. I don't care if nothing scares you.

Five Nights at Freddy's scared the fucking bejeebus outta me.

After seeing all the content from the game, one of the scariest things about it is actually the creator. This guy went from making badly-animated Christian games/shows to a game where ANIMATRONIC ANIMALS WANT TO KILL YOU AND STUFF YOU IN WHAT IS BASICALLY A HUMAN CHEESE GRATER.

*shudders* I'm sleeping with the lights on forever.

Speaking of scary things, here's my Halloween idea. Be me, husband, whoever else wants to join. Everyone wears one of those cheap-o skeleton costumes. We get a small boom-box, and blast techno remixes of "Spooky Scary Skeletons" all Halloween night. Flail at kids, kick over some trash cans, hijack someone's candy, you know, be slightly obnoxious.

For those interested, listen to this song, and promptly submit to me a recording of you busting some bomb-ass skeleton moves.