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Campaign Fundraising Goals from now till September 15th:
11 years ago
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TL;DR Give us money. We want to do cool things with it. :)
We are open-minded about spreading inflatable ideologies everywhere; and not limiting The Pool Party to the area around Portland, OR. We are better at balancing needs than many others; mainly due to our wide fin base; and thought long (but not very hard) about how to make our legislative sessions more affordable and accessible while involving those who squeak at us from great distances away.
It now appears that we have a plan. Campaign fundraising. Disclaimer: the words to describe the process may be completely inept and inaccurate (from any legal standpoint) as we are doing this for fun. So, less seriously; here's what some airheads and those who hug us came up with:
The Plan! I almost forgot it already! (remember to insert an airhead joke here)
With each donation, we ask for a suggestion of a subject for us to add the item to The Pool Party (bouncy castle) platform. Each agenda item will be as thoroughly thought out as our airheadedness allows, and posted as a new journal. Here's how choosing the subjects work: out of the pool of suggestions, one will be chosen at random. Inappropriate or unfit subjects will not be chosen. But we will still take your money. :)
# Donors -- Political Agenda Items:
1 -- 1st Agenda Item
3 -- 2nd
6 -- 3rd
10 -- 4th
15 -- 5th (and so on)
The second part of The Plan is as follows:
For this fundraising period (now until midnight, September 15th 2014), every $50 raised for writing political agenda items will reduce the cost of something relating to The Pool Party by $1. So, the current priorities are as follows:
#1: Towels, currently $25ea, we want to get them down to $15ea.
#2: Bouncy Castle Invasion, currently $15ea, we want to get it down to $10ea.
#3: Banquet Room for a Fursuit Frolic / Fursuit Games / Inflatables / We Don't Know What To Call This Yet Halp!
#4: Making the 5th Legislative Session of The Pool Party better now.
How to donate:
Use Paypal to send louis.lamp (at) gmail.com the donation and include in the note what you would like us to write about. Soon thereafter we will write a journal and post it here on FA on one of the subjects chosen. What do you want us to squeak about first?
*squeaks*
We are open-minded about spreading inflatable ideologies everywhere; and not limiting The Pool Party to the area around Portland, OR. We are better at balancing needs than many others; mainly due to our wide fin base; and thought long (but not very hard) about how to make our legislative sessions more affordable and accessible while involving those who squeak at us from great distances away.
It now appears that we have a plan. Campaign fundraising. Disclaimer: the words to describe the process may be completely inept and inaccurate (from any legal standpoint) as we are doing this for fun. So, less seriously; here's what some airheads and those who hug us came up with:
The Plan! I almost forgot it already! (remember to insert an airhead joke here)
With each donation, we ask for a suggestion of a subject for us to add the item to The Pool Party (bouncy castle) platform. Each agenda item will be as thoroughly thought out as our airheadedness allows, and posted as a new journal. Here's how choosing the subjects work: out of the pool of suggestions, one will be chosen at random. Inappropriate or unfit subjects will not be chosen. But we will still take your money. :)
# Donors -- Political Agenda Items:
1 -- 1st Agenda Item
3 -- 2nd
6 -- 3rd
10 -- 4th
15 -- 5th (and so on)
The second part of The Plan is as follows:
For this fundraising period (now until midnight, September 15th 2014), every $50 raised for writing political agenda items will reduce the cost of something relating to The Pool Party by $1. So, the current priorities are as follows:
#1: Towels, currently $25ea, we want to get them down to $15ea.
#2: Bouncy Castle Invasion, currently $15ea, we want to get it down to $10ea.
#3: Banquet Room for a Fursuit Frolic / Fursuit Games / Inflatables / We Don't Know What To Call This Yet Halp!
#4: Making the 5th Legislative Session of The Pool Party better now.
How to donate:
Use Paypal to send louis.lamp (at) gmail.com the donation and include in the note what you would like us to write about. Soon thereafter we will write a journal and post it here on FA on one of the subjects chosen. What do you want us to squeak about first?
*squeaks*
