The sanctity of movies is officially demolished
16 years ago
I warn you, this is not for the weak hearted
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I mean it, I take no responsibility for any projectile vomiting, bleeding of the eyes and/or ears, or loss of bowel control.
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Still there?
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Last warning to turn back.
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Alright, you've been warned. I know the first two movies are no masterworks, but Ace Ventura was funny more so for higher age levels.
But this.
THIS http://www.warnervideo.com/aceventura3/
This is a disgrace.
Its as if the Disney channel has violently dry anally raped the first movies and made it for the viewers of shows like Hannah Montana and The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.
They've already ruined The Mask and Dumb & Dumber, next we'll be seeing The Truman Jr. Show or Liar Liar Liar
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I mean it, I take no responsibility for any projectile vomiting, bleeding of the eyes and/or ears, or loss of bowel control.
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Still there?
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Last warning to turn back.
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Alright, you've been warned. I know the first two movies are no masterworks, but Ace Ventura was funny more so for higher age levels.
But this.
THIS http://www.warnervideo.com/aceventura3/
This is a disgrace.
Its as if the Disney channel has violently dry anally raped the first movies and made it for the viewers of shows like Hannah Montana and The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.
They've already ruined The Mask and Dumb & Dumber, next we'll be seeing The Truman Jr. Show or Liar Liar Liar

ZombieCat
~zombiecat
Man, y'know, the page isn't even loading and I'm already dry heaving.