After a couple of years of thinking, thinking, and THINKING! I finally got the Nexplanon implant for birth control. Thanks Obama! for the discount on a health insurance plan that finally covered the procedure! You can Youtube the procedure; it's a huge ass needle contraption with a 1.5" flexible rod that gets inserted under the skin. The local was the most uncomfortable part and not even that bad really. I got some nice looking bruises showing up. I might post pictures after I take the bandage off tomorrow.

Seriously guys. This is like Christmas! I'm so stoked! :-}