Guardians of the Galaxy, a.k.a. the Rocket Raccoon Movie
11 years ago
General
Update on my last Guardians of the Galaxy post: Why yes, I have seen it 3 times and the raccoon nudity was even uploaded in one of the promos before the movie came out. It's not particularly arousing, though, since he's so sad and wet. I prefer fluffy and ESPECIALLY happy... or holding guns. Interesting that his crotch was covered, though he did have to hold his clothes somewhere. I suppose seeing him completely naked and fluffy wouldn't be particularly arousing, though, since he really just looks like a regular raccoon... but thinner and with some metal parts showing through. If his musculature showed through(not in a "beefcake" way, but in a "thin & fit" way), that would be arousing. His cute paws, feet, tongue and tail are my favorite parts. Of the movie.
The entire movie was great, and honestly it would still have been great without a raccoon shooting guns(*swoon*), but nowhere near as awesome(even if replaced by a robot with the same personality). I've occasionally succeeded in focusing on the other characters when Rocket is visible, but Rocket was still the most interesting thing in the shot at those points. Even at the beginning of the prison break, Groot is interesting, but you can easily tell what's going on out the corner of your eye with very little lost clarity.
The entire movie was great, and honestly it would still have been great without a raccoon shooting guns(*swoon*), but nowhere near as awesome(even if replaced by a robot with the same personality). I've occasionally succeeded in focusing on the other characters when Rocket is visible, but Rocket was still the most interesting thing in the shot at those points. Even at the beginning of the prison break, Groot is interesting, but you can easily tell what's going on out the corner of your eye with very little lost clarity.
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