Fill The P.O. Box of Emptyness.
11 years ago
General
So I have this P.O. Box, right? Specifically it's P.O. Box #912 in the town of Old Bridge in the state of New jersey. It's not even the town I live in though. I originally got this p.o. box because i had a girlfriend who's mom was stealing and opening her mail, and at the time my parents house was eating my mail, so we figured we'd bypass both of these things! We broke up 10 years ago and she has a kid now and she sucks ass and she owes me money!! I'm sick of getting her stuff in there! It costs 40 dollars every 6 months, so I think I'm like, going to get rid of it, even though I've had it for 10+ years.
Anyway, the point of this journal is, Send something to my p.o. box! Fuck email. Send me a FUCKING LETTER. I'd rather get furry nonsense in there than garbage! It can be whatever you want, even hate mail! Do not send me meat or used condoms though.
If I get some cool letters maybe I'll make a video of myself reading them, like "Letters to Scurrow" or something this may or may not be a stolen idea. Like maybe ask me questions or something? I don't know.
I believe the P.O. Box ends in january, so you have till then to send me a letter there!
I think this will be a fun and rewarding experience for everyone!
Address:
Scurrow's Hideous P.O. Box
P.O. Box 912
Old Bridge NJ 08857
You don't have to put a return address, it's up to you. If you do I will totally look up your address on google maps. (I'm not going to lie, I will totally do that. ) But obviously I won't share it with anyone or stalk you. Unless you're hot/attractive.
UPDATE! YOU ONLY HAVE TILL SEPT 30th!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
Anyway, the point of this journal is, Send something to my p.o. box! Fuck email. Send me a FUCKING LETTER. I'd rather get furry nonsense in there than garbage! It can be whatever you want, even hate mail! Do not send me meat or used condoms though.
If I get some cool letters maybe I'll make a video of myself reading them, like "Letters to Scurrow" or something this may or may not be a stolen idea. Like maybe ask me questions or something? I don't know.
I believe the P.O. Box ends in january, so you have till then to send me a letter there!
I think this will be a fun and rewarding experience for everyone!
Address:
Scurrow's Hideous P.O. Box
P.O. Box 912
Old Bridge NJ 08857
You don't have to put a return address, it's up to you. If you do I will totally look up your address on google maps. (I'm not going to lie, I will totally do that. ) But obviously I won't share it with anyone or stalk you. Unless you're hot/attractive.
UPDATE! YOU ONLY HAVE TILL SEPT 30th!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
partycat
~partycat
going to make you some fan art and send it to you
Ichabod
~ichabod
I put a post it on my wall reminding me to do this soon
Scurrow
~scurrow
OP
What the fuck! Why is mine so expensive?
Barkley Beaver
~barkleybeaver
This is the best idea you've ever had. I'll send you something cool.
WolvenWuff
~wolvenwuff
That idea doesn't sound stolen at all *cough* but yes u will be getting something in ur P.O. box.
Kuin34
~kuin34
I totally Google Maps everyone's address when I find out what it is. I never stalk them, but I just like looking to see what kind of house they live in, what the area looks like, etc. Extra bonus when there's streetview, too.
Scurrow
~scurrow
OP
Yeah, i just like to look at how other parts of the universe look! I mean, I've lived generally in the same place my whole life, so I guess that's my excuse.
Andy_Fox
~andyfox
*maniacal laughter*
Tilt_Longtail
~tiltlongtail
I think I will start making ukelele videos.
Scurrow
~scurrow
OP
Please do! Actually i can just teach you how to play
Cat Wirez
~wirez
I'll be sure go moon the satellite as it passes over the yard then. or perhaps make a sat observable yard sketch of you?
Cosmik
~cosmik
The wheels are turning already.
JBadger
∞jbadger
Yup
fumblesquid
~fumblesquid
Scurrow, are you vegan? This information cuts the deal. Either you are vegan and I mail you stuff, or you're not vegan and I ignore your P.O. Box's existence. Your call.
Scurrow
~scurrow
OP
ha! I was, but then I started dumpster diving my food so now i'm more of a freegan. But still vegetarian.
fumblesquid
~fumblesquid
We'll see, Scurrow. We'll see.
SparktheDalmation
!sparkthedalmation
I look up addresses on Google Maps too. :3
Mochamustelid
~mochamustelid
So tempted to send something. It could be anything.
CraftyPuppy
~craftypuppy
RACCOON!!!! I will send you something cool, wait and see.
Dobes Crusher
~van-weasel
Want me to mail you the paw you left here? I feel tempted to put together a goofy ass Scurrow package with other nonsense
Scurrow
~scurrow
OP
Yeah, that and Latex!
Scurrow
~scurrow
OP
But you should probably just mail those to my house because the P.o. box is small and i'd have to pick up those things and talk to Post office weirdos.
Dobes Crusher
~van-weasel
Yeah that'd make more sense probably!
w0nderdawg
~w0nderdawg
Oh gee what shall I send you
DeeCoyote
~deecoyote
That box is going to be STUFFED.
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