That darn cat
11 years ago
Fun fact: our cat won't eat when he comes in, until he's been picked up for a cuddle.

Major Matt Mason
~marmelmm
Obviously, he has you well trained.

Uisgebear
~uisgebear
OP
He also likes to sit on the back of the couch, next to our eldest son, and stare through the curtains, keeping an eye out for his arch-nemesis across the road, a black cat I call Basement Cat. While he does this, he ostentatiously swings his tail, hitting our son repeatedly in the face.