Lennox would made a good RTS game hero
11 years ago
Don't you agree? I'm always thinking about this sort of stuff when I'm bored, like when I suggested some alternate zergling quotes for Starcraft, rather than all that silly wordless growling and warbling, cute though it may be.
These would be the unit quotes for Lennox. Imagine him always speaking in a half-yell half-growl and ashammy enthusiastic as possible:
Selected
"YES?"
"COMMAND ME."
"WHERE AM I NEEDED?"
"SEND ME TO THE FRONT!"
"WHO NEEDS PROTECTING?"
"WHERE ARE THE VILLAINS?"
"WHERE IS THE FIGHTING WORST?"
Move command
"YES, I AM GOING."
"WHATEVER YOU THINK BEST."
"WHATEVER YOU COMMAND."
"FOR THE INNOCENT."
"I FEAR NOTHING!"
Attack command
"SLAY THE VILLAINS!!"
"I TAKE NO PLEASURE IN THIS."
"I DO... WHAT IS NECESSARY!"
"FOR JUSTICE!"
Annoyed
"Why am I always shouting? BECAUSE I AM HARD OF HEARING!"
"Why am I hard of hearing? BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS SHOUTING!"
These would be the unit quotes for Lennox. Imagine him always speaking in a half-yell half-growl and as
Selected
"YES?"
"COMMAND ME."
"WHERE AM I NEEDED?"
"SEND ME TO THE FRONT!"
"WHO NEEDS PROTECTING?"
"WHERE ARE THE VILLAINS?"
"WHERE IS THE FIGHTING WORST?"
Move command
"YES, I AM GOING."
"WHATEVER YOU THINK BEST."
"WHATEVER YOU COMMAND."
"FOR THE INNOCENT."
"I FEAR NOTHING!"
Attack command
"SLAY THE VILLAINS!!"
"I TAKE NO PLEASURE IN THIS."
"I DO... WHAT IS NECESSARY!"
"FOR JUSTICE!"
Annoyed
"Why am I always shouting? BECAUSE I AM HARD OF HEARING!"
"Why am I hard of hearing? BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS SHOUTING!"
Kartonis
~kartonis
Those annoyed ones are the best. XD
KD
~kd
OP
They usually are.
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