If you were an NPC, what would your one line be?
11 years ago
General
I think mine would either be... LOOK AT THE MUSCLES ON YOU! *stares at you awkwardly*
OR!
I wish I had *insert random item here.* Then player goes get it, and I say, Thanks. Don't give him anything in return for his hard adventuring. ^w^ Oh and he had to fight a boss to get it. Hahaha!
What about you guys?
OR!
I wish I had *insert random item here.* Then player goes get it, and I say, Thanks. Don't give him anything in return for his hard adventuring. ^w^ Oh and he had to fight a boss to get it. Hahaha!
What about you guys?
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I'm a secret boss enemy XD
Seems like the only games that hold my attention nowadays are Civ, Divinity and Pokemon, in that order x3
I'd really like to be a loremaster in an old building who is part of a secret society. Speak in annoying metaphor you have to figure out x3
Or maybe the Lost code???
More alone the lines of "seek not perfection, for the flawless gem reflects only it's cut surface. The flawed gem is beautiful, for onced polished, you reflect that which is inside."
FROM GRADUATE SCHOOL."
"Hey! Not bad kid" -nods- if they got to me sooner than X time
"Pleasure doing business!"
Or, if the player has no money...
"No gold eh? Well, you're a pretty handsome guy... maybe we can work something out." I would then gesture down to the lower parts of my robe, particularly at my naughty bits.
"So tell me, how'sit feel ta'be young n' dumb?? Ey've gotten old, senile'n forgetful o' my youngling days" *after training failed*
"Not bad, not bad... though yer'years too soon ta'be ma'equal, ya'should be able ta'stand on yer'own two feet now~" *after training success*