RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal

Was tagged by

1. What is your name?
Lazer.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
Psh I don't fuckin know. I guess cause I like rock shows?

3. Single or taken?
Single bitches. Don't you dare come onto me.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Does being able to suck down a margarita fishbowl count as a power?

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Fuck you!

6. What's your eye color?
Light blue! Just like every other bitch here.

7. How about hair color?
*pats sides of mohawk* Fuckin neon pink, are you blind?

8. Have you any family members?
 goldcat is my cousin. She's cool if a bit too nice.

9. Oh? How about pets?
Puff Puff gets mad when I call her a pet and she slaps me with her wing, so no.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Annoying bitches who keep wanting to touch my fuckin mohawk. Also I don't like anything veggie. You ever try kale? Gets stuck in your saber fangs and people think you let moss grow on your big ass teeth.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I like to dance a bit, drink, rock out with my cock out even though I got no cock. I also like to tease the fuck out of my cousin and everyone else.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Hell if I care. If they got hurt when I called them a fucktard while laughing that's their biz. They don't know how to handle this Snowy bitch.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
hell no! I mean I thought about killing this little deer thing who said her name was Honey. I wondered if she tasted like honey! One bite on the shoulder though and you get smacked by a hoof. Shit hurts yo.

14. What kind of animal are you?
Saber toothed Snow leopard, weren't you paying attention?

15. Name your worst habits
I don't consider this a bad habit at all but I guess people say I shouldn't swear so much. What do I say to those people though? FUCK YOU!

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
...Don't tell anyone this but I seriously respect my cousin. She might still be a young naive kitten but she's got mad skills and can dance crazy good. ...BUT I STILL HATE HER FOR BEING BIGGER THAN ME!

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I don't want anything to do this this shit. I'll tease like a bi bitch but i won't do a thing!

18. Do you go to school?
Hell no!

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Ummmm.... no. I might be a bitchin mom but I'm not up for that shit right now.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I don't know. HEY DO I HAVE ANY FUCKIN FANS OUT THERE?!

21. What are you most afraid of?
Being the first one to go WOO while wasted!

22. What do you usually wear?
Jeans and t-shirt. If I'm going to a "formal" thing I'll wear a fuckin suit and spikes. Maybe leather shit I don't know.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Red. Fuckin. Meat.

24. Am I annoying you?
Yes and you're a cunt too.

25. Well, it's still not over!
FUCK!

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm don't care! I'm done with these fucking questions!

27. How many friends do you have?
Too many fucking "friends" to count. And I don't care enough to count them anymore.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Jesus really? Pie? Are you hungry or something?

30. Favorite drink?
My favorite social drinker, Blacklight, would love to hear me say I love a pina colada. But I'm not saying that am i?

31. What's your favorite place?
Surrounded by tones of people who are also possibly drunk and laugh when I tell them they are shitheads.

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
FUCK YOU, YOU NOSEY TWAT I DON'T GOTTA ANSWER THAT!

33. That was a stupid question.
YOU'RE A STUPID QUESTION!

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Ugh... LAAAAAAAAKE!!!! Salt water tastes like shit!

35. What's your type?
My type? Someone with a bright pink mohawk and kick ass saber teeth. I'm my type. STOP ASKING RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

36. Any fetishes?
I guess if I FELT like I loved something it'd be tails. My own tail is awesome, dragon tails are awesome, hell dragons are awesome! Just not Coco. He's too snuggly for my liking.

37. Seme or uke?
FUCK YOU! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE!

38. Camping or indoors?
As long as I got people around me to say how awesome I am I DON'T CARE!

39. Tag People!

NO FUCK YOU!!!!

I TAG !!

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME DO THIS! You're lucky I would be thrown in prison if I tried to eat your face off! ....cunt. *drops mic and leaves*