Ladies, gentlemen, & children of all ages.... Show your birthday love for the longest living Awesomasaurus not in captivity...

The "Oh baby" say-er,

the jabroni Pokemon beating, lalalalau--pizza pie eating,

trailblazin', eyebrow rasin'

"May not be the Rock, but still got class, sends out a Sylveon to layeth the smackethdown on dat ass" Panty loving pioneer...

The one 'n only.... JOVAN "THE JEI-MAN" WIIIIIIIIIIIMBERLY!!!!