Because I need something lighter right now with all the Drama that is flying around and will be for the next few months *sigh*. After a long car ride with a few friends we talked about "Living the Dream". It's a play on what the sterotypical Furry would find to be the "ultimate goal in life" and is meant to be something silly and satirical.

Again, this list is pure SATIRE. It is not meant to be taken seriously and if you take it seriously and get offended then you obviously don't know what Satire is.

What is the Furry Dream:

-It is to have other people pay you for doing nothing but looking important and being popular. Why work 40 hours a week if people will pay you to be cool and awesome?
-To have a $3000 fursuit but have someone else pay for it.
-To spend all day on the couch in Suit and be on video chat so people can see how awesome your suit is without getting it dirty.
-To Fursuit while at the store getting Groceries.
-To be the bestest Artist in the world and get paid to Draw only what you WANT to draw.
-To live rent free in an apartment or basement until you are 95.
-Never have to drive anywhere or own a car because someone else drives you everywhere you want to go.
-Own a very cool car with custom plates "IAMAFOX" but have someone else drive you in it.
-To never have to clean your living space - those piles of Pizza boxes will be useful for something someday.
-Be the Popufur: The cool kid on the Short bus to School
-Hold "Furry Events" and get-togethers but have someone else run them; while taking all the credit that this was run by you.
-Have a really expensive video camera or SLR camera that you didn't pay for and gets used once a year when you want to show it off at a Convention; when your not in Fursuit. So realistically about 5 minutes a year.
-Have someone else write for you and get full credit for it on FA. The Furry Dream is all really  kurst's idea - he is a really awesome guy!
-Have an art commission a day of your character for every day of the year. So 365 x how many years you've been in the Fandom.
-And of course, the money for these commissions is coming out of someone else's pocket; or better yet- the Artist just does all your commissions for FREE
-No rules, just Right
-All of your friends will talk to you over Skype all day long - so you never have to leave the house and burn to a crisp in the evil thing called 'sunlight'

I'm doing a very horrible job of living the Furry Dream....