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Fursona Meme
11 years ago
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Got this idea from 
and it will be the first time I put any effort into my FA page. She's cool. Buy art from her. I am getting some done as we speak... Unless she hasn't started on it yet. Anyway, check this out: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6133962/
RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC picked: Bruno Stahl (which means you have to read it like Jeremy Irons in Die Hard 3.)
1. What is your name?
"You haven't done much research for this interview, have you?"
2. Do you know why you were named that?
"It is a common name where I come from."
3. Single or taken?
"Single."
4. Have any abilities or powers?
"Some of my lovers have called me a god in the past... Other than that, not really. I make a fantastic tiramisu, I'll give myself that."
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
*glares at sternly* "... How was that a question?"
6. What's your eye color?
"Celeste."
7. How about hair color?
"I don't grow hair on my head. But if you really want to know..." *unbuckles his belt*
8. Eek! Nevermind! Next question. Have you any family members?
"I was an only child and my parents are dead. I do have a son somewhere, at least that I know of. We don't see much of each other but we're friendly."
9. Oh? How about pets?
"If you're talking about quadrupeds, none. On two legs, I have plenty."
10. Oh my! Now tell me something you don't like.
"People assume I like latex, but I don't. I think it's a German stereotype or something. I don't like constricting materials like that."
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"Does sex count as a hobby? It does take up quite a portion of my week. Other than that, I enjoy target shooting, painting, fast cars, expensive liquor (not together with the fast cars, of course) and cigars."
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
"Only those who deserved it... And those who forget the safeword."
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
*smirks* "Maybe..."
14. What kind of animal are you?
"I know I am not black and tan as other dobermen, but I am all doberman. So were my parents, and their parents, and so on."
15. Name your worst habits.
"I mentioned the cigars and the liquor. Some would call those bad habits. I disagree."
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"I am 6'5'', so it rarely happens."
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
"Bi. Good sex is good sex."
18. Do you go to school?
"Nope. Never did that much, really."
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
"I have at least one kid, like I said. Not much of a role model, am I? As for marriage. Hm, there is a special someone, but she is married already... Which makes our sex life all the better. So on second thought, maybe I don't want to marry her. Hmm..."
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
"Yes. Both."
21. What are you most afraid of?
"Hornets make me uneasy. Bees and wasps I don't mind, but hornets..."
22. What do you usually wear?
"I like my Dickies. They are nice and roomy where they need to be, and sort of dressy casual. I got big fingers, so I prefer loafers over laces. I am too much of a snob for T-shirts. There has to be buttons and a collar."
23. What's one food that tempts you?
"I am a meat and potatoes kind of guy. So... Meat and potatoes, I suppose."
24. Am I annoying you?
"You did at first, but since about question two I've been imagining you naked."
25. Well, it's still not over!
"Very well, go on."
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
"I change my mind, you are annoying again."
27. How many friends do you have?
"A friend helps you move a couch. A good friend, helps you move a body. I have three good friends."
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
"It is the optimal food. Starter, main course, dessert. It can be all three. Name one ingredient that doesn't go in a pie. I dare you."
30. Favorite drink?
"I have a soft spot for Metaxa ever since a lovely trip to Crete years back. I recommend it."
31. What's your favorite place?
"Between a good set of buttocks."
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
"Yes. Next question."
33. That was a stupid question.
"Yes. Next. Question."
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"A pool."
35. What's your type?
"Size queens, I suppose. They seem fond of me so I oblige."
36. Any fetishes?
"How much time have you got?"
37. Seme or uke?
"I spent a year in Japan. People called me seme quite a lot... What does it mean?"
38. Camping or indoors?
"I'm not going camping unless I get to kill something."
39. Tag People!
Fine. Hm. I don't have four people to tag, so I'll just go with
and 
and it will be the first time I put any effort into my FA page. She's cool. Buy art from her. I am getting some done as we speak... Unless she hasn't started on it yet. Anyway, check this out: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6133962/RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC picked: Bruno Stahl (which means you have to read it like Jeremy Irons in Die Hard 3.)
1. What is your name?
"You haven't done much research for this interview, have you?"
2. Do you know why you were named that?
"It is a common name where I come from."
3. Single or taken?
"Single."
4. Have any abilities or powers?
"Some of my lovers have called me a god in the past... Other than that, not really. I make a fantastic tiramisu, I'll give myself that."
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
*glares at sternly* "... How was that a question?"
6. What's your eye color?
"Celeste."
7. How about hair color?
"I don't grow hair on my head. But if you really want to know..." *unbuckles his belt*
8. Eek! Nevermind! Next question. Have you any family members?
"I was an only child and my parents are dead. I do have a son somewhere, at least that I know of. We don't see much of each other but we're friendly."
9. Oh? How about pets?
"If you're talking about quadrupeds, none. On two legs, I have plenty."
10. Oh my! Now tell me something you don't like.
"People assume I like latex, but I don't. I think it's a German stereotype or something. I don't like constricting materials like that."
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"Does sex count as a hobby? It does take up quite a portion of my week. Other than that, I enjoy target shooting, painting, fast cars, expensive liquor (not together with the fast cars, of course) and cigars."
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
"Only those who deserved it... And those who forget the safeword."
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
*smirks* "Maybe..."
14. What kind of animal are you?
"I know I am not black and tan as other dobermen, but I am all doberman. So were my parents, and their parents, and so on."
15. Name your worst habits.
"I mentioned the cigars and the liquor. Some would call those bad habits. I disagree."
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"I am 6'5'', so it rarely happens."
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
"Bi. Good sex is good sex."
18. Do you go to school?
"Nope. Never did that much, really."
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
"I have at least one kid, like I said. Not much of a role model, am I? As for marriage. Hm, there is a special someone, but she is married already... Which makes our sex life all the better. So on second thought, maybe I don't want to marry her. Hmm..."
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
"Yes. Both."
21. What are you most afraid of?
"Hornets make me uneasy. Bees and wasps I don't mind, but hornets..."
22. What do you usually wear?
"I like my Dickies. They are nice and roomy where they need to be, and sort of dressy casual. I got big fingers, so I prefer loafers over laces. I am too much of a snob for T-shirts. There has to be buttons and a collar."
23. What's one food that tempts you?
"I am a meat and potatoes kind of guy. So... Meat and potatoes, I suppose."
24. Am I annoying you?
"You did at first, but since about question two I've been imagining you naked."
25. Well, it's still not over!
"Very well, go on."
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
"I change my mind, you are annoying again."
27. How many friends do you have?
"A friend helps you move a couch. A good friend, helps you move a body. I have three good friends."
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
"It is the optimal food. Starter, main course, dessert. It can be all three. Name one ingredient that doesn't go in a pie. I dare you."
30. Favorite drink?
"I have a soft spot for Metaxa ever since a lovely trip to Crete years back. I recommend it."
31. What's your favorite place?
"Between a good set of buttocks."
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
"Yes. Next question."
33. That was a stupid question.
"Yes. Next. Question."
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"A pool."
35. What's your type?
"Size queens, I suppose. They seem fond of me so I oblige."
36. Any fetishes?
"How much time have you got?"
37. Seme or uke?
"I spent a year in Japan. People called me seme quite a lot... What does it mean?"
38. Camping or indoors?
"I'm not going camping unless I get to kill something."
39. Tag People!
Fine. Hm. I don't have four people to tag, so I'll just go with
and 
Shantika
~shantika
You devil you...... OOOOOOKAY!
