Well, as I said last week it would be nice to have a partial done... but since I know nothing about sewing maybe I could settle for paws or something

It's not hard, just time consuming. Even hyenas can learn it! *derp*

I could bring my tail so I can learn how to fix it myself instead of asking others :3

Sure! I have a pile of pins! :)

Most stupid idea I could come up with in 10 seconds or less: Costume as a Duct Tape Dummy. Because you get an actual DTD out of it. The downside is you will be at the mercy of your friends as, well, you can't move. And they whole overheating, cramping, and dehydration thing. :P It would terrify the kids as you're waddling/being wheeled around, though!

the whole* I has not teh grammars!

Wasn't there someone doing that at FF2014? |)

TAAAAPE MUUUUMY!!!

Ha ha ha, if there was I didn't notice them. That would not be the most fun of costumes to suit around in, though. :P