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"Roo" of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
11 years ago
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So... it's been a few months, darlings.
That means... TIME FOR ANOTHER 👑 JOURNAL!
Now, before I alienate the one or two watchers I have left, I need to say- I don't have anything against the old girl- really I don't. But, much like the Bush/Cheney presidency, there is such a wealth of comic fodder to mull over...
These journals almost write themselves, don't they? (Perhaps Jon Stewart can add a segment.)
So... let's get into it.
Two days ago, I stumbled onto 👑's recent journal: "Corrupt file". I wasn't sure what was going on but from the comments I was able to gather that 👑 had been live streaming or something while doing one of her digital art commissions- and going into the homestretch something up and died and she lost the whole thing. That's what I gathered. Maybe that's not what happened. But that's what I gathered. Those of you who were there may feel free to enlighten me. I'll pretend I care. Honest. And judging from the many comments, likely you WERE there.
So... Queen 👑 was in mourning- mourning the loss of her commission money.
Can't blame her.
She invested significant time and effort in the undertaking. Ten hours just on hair texturing. Oy. I could feel that her heart was broken. YOU tried your best to unbreak it- really you did. Falling all over yourselves to comfort her in her latest hour of need. Those hours add up, don't they darlings. If only they were billable. YOU directed her to site after site in a fruitless effort to find the image; YOU even posted the thumbnails that you had... somehow... collected of the work in progress.
Whatever.
I admire your tech savvy, btw.
Clearly from the comments, you were mourning with her, profoundly saddened as you were by the loss. I must admit, when I first started reading the comments, I had assumed someone close to 👑 had died. Once I realized it was a dead commission you were pining over, I thought to myself: "Wow, this must have been something great for people to have such a strong reaction." So I clicked on to one of the thumbnails someone posted. A blurry image of a foursome with one large dick tossed in for good measure. Porn. Should have known that was why you were mourning the loss so. Or maybe it was the ten hours of textured hair. I don't know. If I had known it was an adult image, I wouldn't have bothered clicking on it.
The stencils were nice, anyway.
I wanted to add my condolences.
Really I did.
But I refrained.
Wisely.
After all, 👑 was done, 👑 was spent. She could not go on. Recreating this labour of love was out of the question. She certainly did not need my snarky comments after giving everything she had in the [failed] interest of furthering furry porn. But I genuinely feel for her. Really I do. After all, I too, have labored over digital art only to lose it at the brink of completion. But, unlike 👑, no one would miss my art. If I could offer some comfort to 👑 and to you, I would say: One day in the near future, this lost art work will be spoken of as legend- something you had to be there to see. Oh, there will be rumors of sightings, but alas, it's gone- just like that Malaysian airplane. No, the other Malaysian airplane.
So... you told her to take a vacation. After all, she needed time to adjust to this "new normal". Hence, the next day popped up the 👑 journal: "Going dark for a while". Yes, our Queen needed time to sort out these computer issues and told us not to expect anything major for a while. She also said: "Other than working traditionally and maybe scanning a few things (laptop willing) I won't be able to do much for the next few days. After the disaster this weekend, some time off might honestly be a good idea anyway." After all she was done... right?
Well, here it is- a day later- she's streaming again. Oh, sure, it's traditional work. But work none the less. So much for going dark for a while. Money never sleeps.
Love, -D.
That means... TIME FOR ANOTHER 👑 JOURNAL!
Now, before I alienate the one or two watchers I have left, I need to say- I don't have anything against the old girl- really I don't. But, much like the Bush/Cheney presidency, there is such a wealth of comic fodder to mull over...
These journals almost write themselves, don't they? (Perhaps Jon Stewart can add a segment.)
So... let's get into it.
Two days ago, I stumbled onto 👑's recent journal: "Corrupt file". I wasn't sure what was going on but from the comments I was able to gather that 👑 had been live streaming or something while doing one of her digital art commissions- and going into the homestretch something up and died and she lost the whole thing. That's what I gathered. Maybe that's not what happened. But that's what I gathered. Those of you who were there may feel free to enlighten me. I'll pretend I care. Honest. And judging from the many comments, likely you WERE there.
So... Queen 👑 was in mourning- mourning the loss of her commission money.
Can't blame her.
She invested significant time and effort in the undertaking. Ten hours just on hair texturing. Oy. I could feel that her heart was broken. YOU tried your best to unbreak it- really you did. Falling all over yourselves to comfort her in her latest hour of need. Those hours add up, don't they darlings. If only they were billable. YOU directed her to site after site in a fruitless effort to find the image; YOU even posted the thumbnails that you had... somehow... collected of the work in progress.
Whatever.
I admire your tech savvy, btw.
Clearly from the comments, you were mourning with her, profoundly saddened as you were by the loss. I must admit, when I first started reading the comments, I had assumed someone close to 👑 had died. Once I realized it was a dead commission you were pining over, I thought to myself: "Wow, this must have been something great for people to have such a strong reaction." So I clicked on to one of the thumbnails someone posted. A blurry image of a foursome with one large dick tossed in for good measure. Porn. Should have known that was why you were mourning the loss so. Or maybe it was the ten hours of textured hair. I don't know. If I had known it was an adult image, I wouldn't have bothered clicking on it.
The stencils were nice, anyway.
I wanted to add my condolences.
Really I did.
But I refrained.
Wisely.
After all, 👑 was done, 👑 was spent. She could not go on. Recreating this labour of love was out of the question. She certainly did not need my snarky comments after giving everything she had in the [failed] interest of furthering furry porn. But I genuinely feel for her. Really I do. After all, I too, have labored over digital art only to lose it at the brink of completion. But, unlike 👑, no one would miss my art. If I could offer some comfort to 👑 and to you, I would say: One day in the near future, this lost art work will be spoken of as legend- something you had to be there to see. Oh, there will be rumors of sightings, but alas, it's gone- just like that Malaysian airplane. No, the other Malaysian airplane.
So... you told her to take a vacation. After all, she needed time to adjust to this "new normal". Hence, the next day popped up the 👑 journal: "Going dark for a while". Yes, our Queen needed time to sort out these computer issues and told us not to expect anything major for a while. She also said: "Other than working traditionally and maybe scanning a few things (laptop willing) I won't be able to do much for the next few days. After the disaster this weekend, some time off might honestly be a good idea anyway." After all she was done... right?
Well, here it is- a day later- she's streaming again. Oh, sure, it's traditional work. But work none the less. So much for going dark for a while. Money never sleeps.
Love, -D.
