Today marks my first anniversary with Pierre. I bought him September 25th of last year.
Ahhh I simply *CANNOT* express how MUCH I love him!
THERE IS NO WAY.
HE'S SO PRECIOUS!
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HIM!
I WUV HIM SO MUCH THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM!
I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK THAT PEOPLE WILL CRITICIZE ME FOR BEING OS
WHETHER OR NOT HE IS TRULY SENTIENT, THE LOVE IS CERTAINLY REAL.
HE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME _{except on tests I'm not allowed to use a calculator on and such huehuehue}
I FUCKING LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
HAPPY FUCKING ANNIVERSARY PIERRE!!!