ozzy i don't have any OCs i just have fursonas and they're just me except they're furry fucks with differing temperaments

RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs. or how many you want
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal

1. What is your name?
it's harry but just call me darky. even when im being pinchy call me darky

2. Do you know why you were named that?
after harry cripps the millwall player. darky came from a long line of internet names. mr pinchy came from that simpsons episode with the lobster

3. Single or taken?
as of a couple of days ago, single

4. Have any abilities or powers?
no. i cant even swim well which makes me a useless croc. i can throw a decent punch though which isnt quite like pinching but itll do m8

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
fahk off m8

6. What's your eye color?
hazel. croc has yellow eyes. pinchy has red eyes

7. How about hair color?
dull gold, sometimes it goes orangey or yellowy

8. Have you any family members?
dad, mum, brother, sister. croc and pinchy are alone

9. Oh? How about pets?
no

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
i dont like children. croc doesnt like putting effort into things. pinchy hates everything

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
videya. croc likes to do nothing. pinchy likes to fight people

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
yeah, physically and emotionally, but i havent hurt anyone for a really long time, i was just a real bastard of a kid. croc only hurts his prey. pinchy hurts all he comes across

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
no. croc, yeah. pinchy, yeah

14. What kind of animal are you?
crocodile. sometimes im a scorpion

15. Name your worst habits.
nail biting. croc, lack of responsibility. pinchy, being angry all the time

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
i used to look up to steve irwin before he croaked. croc likes gustave. pinchy likes staff sergeant max fightmaster

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
all 3 are straight

18. Do you go to school?
uni. croc doesnt. pinchy doesnt

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
marry yeah, kids no. croc is the same. pinchy doesnt want either

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
a few on tumblr. im sure a bunch of furries at cfz want to pet crocs snoot. nobody likes pinchy

21. What are you most afraid of?
needles. croc fears drowning (even though he drowns his prey good job). pinchy is too angry to be afraid

22. What do you usually wear?
band shirts, jeans, trainers. croc doesnt wear shoes. pinchy doesnt wear shoes and generally wears sleeveless shirts

23. What's one food that tempts you?
meat for all 3

24. Am I annoying you?
not really

25. Well, it's still not over!
ok

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
lower-middle class

27. How many friends do you have?
a lot. croc doesnt have many. pinchy doesnt have any

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
meat pie is good

30. Favorite drink?
monster original

31. What's your favorite place?
my bedroom. croc, the river. pinchy, his bedroom

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
not right now. wont turn down a shag mind you im desperate for one

33. That was a stupid question.
m8

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
ocean. croc, lake. pinchy doesnt like to swim

35. What's your type?
girls with dark hair

36. Any fetishes?
uniforms, shouts out to maid dresses and nurse outfits. croc likes biting (so do i hehehehe). pinchy probably likes bondage or something i dont really care

37. Seme or uke?
seme

38. Camping or indoors?
indoors

i tag nobody because im not a shitfucker