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17 years ago
I'm waiting for the day I feel a natural emotion.
I'm horrified to do this. I mean... I kinda feel masculine, but there are pretty feminine parts to me... like... damn.
Fuck it I are dude!
My penis is awesome. And needs to be serviced.
Your Guy Side
[.5] You love hoodies (I used to, but now they aren't really good when you're sculpting.)
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats. (Cats are either dumb and adorable, or fuck-asses)
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yeah... I used to watch Jackass :( )
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. (My parents forced me into soccer and baseball as a wee lad. Also our gym classes were segregated and we were forced to participate. Then I dropped out :D)
[] Shopping is torture.
[] Sad movies suck.
[X] You own an X-Box. (and a 360)
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. ( a little. Was more interested in this one tractor thing that my dad bought me. it was big, heavy, and made of metal :D)
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Pyrophobic a bit.)
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I miss my genesis so much... and I need to claim my ps2 from my parents)
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (FUCK YEAH... so what if I was a 90s kid?)
[] You watch sports on TV.
[.5] Gory movies are cool. (I would like to specify on this... if its for the lols, then I love it, such as Dead Alive (or Braindead). If its gore for the sake of gore like FUCKING MOST HORROR MOVIES THESE DAYS FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD FUCK YOU I hate it.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps. (my brother does :D)
[] You like going to football games. (I don't even fucking understand that short. Also... are they wearing tights?)
[] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (I'm ghetto. Except most of my baggy pants are bondage pants :D)
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (I loooove sleepovers. I hate sleeping alone. Like... I really hate it. Please come snuggle with me :( )
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Hey... I'm a gothy punk kid... People think I'm crazy when I DONT act up)
[] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. (I'm sorry
tenshisirius I try to stop myself :( )
Total = 13
Your Girl Side
[] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop. (I haunt bookstores, thrift stores, and art supply stores)
[x] You wear eyeliner. (see above for gothy punk kid reference)
[] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] You wear the color pink. (I don't think I look good in it. I'm a purple man :D)
[] Go to your mom for advice. (I don't fuckin trust my family. I go to you guys for advice <3)
[] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black. (uh... BLACK IS MY WARDROBE!)
[x] You like hanging out at the mall. (eh.... I like West Edmonton Mall but its like... totally awesome. Look that shit up to see it. ITS GOT A FUCKING WATERPARK AND AN AMUSEMENT PARK!)
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I don't want anyone touching my nasty feet. or hands. I work with too much clay for them to even be salvageable)
[X] You like wearing jewelry. (I wear a lot of necklaces, and occaisonally rings. Soon I will be getting piercings so those would probably count. And I have one of those tacky rubber bracelet bullshit things. Only mine says "Misanthrope" rather than some motivational bullshit.)
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I own one skirt. It was for a crossdressing night.)
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (I haunt the Value Village for deals! I found a fuckin Scooby Doo tshirt there. and a Ministry shirt.)
[] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I love the original trilogy)
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (hahahahahaha no. But I could do the human pretzle. I should relearn that, maybe it would come in handy...)
[] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories
[] You smile a lot more than you should. (I don't smile enough. My life is an eternal black abyss)
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I've probably owned more that 10... but not at the same time. I only own two pairs now)
[.5] You care about what you look like. (I wish that I was attractive. Or found myself attractive. I don't know. I'm covered in spray paint, clay, and oil half the time, so I doubt it really counts.)
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (um... does axe count?)
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (... ... I played with what was there)
[] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[X] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (total camwhore. in case you haven't noticed :P)
total = 8.5
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm more a dude than a fine chica? Thats cool.
If you actually read all that shit... congrats!
Now my life:
It sucks. Loneliness is hitting me hard, bitterness too. Fucking February. I want to get hit by a bus and be exploded into a million pieces and not be alive anymore and not have to be lonely and not be horny or depressed or talk with all those ands that would make my english professor kill me dead.
School is getting stressful with mid-term portfolios due soon... but I think I can do it.
Fuck it I are dude!
My penis is awesome. And needs to be serviced.
Your Guy Side
[.5] You love hoodies (I used to, but now they aren't really good when you're sculpting.)
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats. (Cats are either dumb and adorable, or fuck-asses)
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yeah... I used to watch Jackass :( )
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. (My parents forced me into soccer and baseball as a wee lad. Also our gym classes were segregated and we were forced to participate. Then I dropped out :D)
[] Shopping is torture.
[] Sad movies suck.
[X] You own an X-Box. (and a 360)
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. ( a little. Was more interested in this one tractor thing that my dad bought me. it was big, heavy, and made of metal :D)
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Pyrophobic a bit.)
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I miss my genesis so much... and I need to claim my ps2 from my parents)
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (FUCK YEAH... so what if I was a 90s kid?)
[] You watch sports on TV.
[.5] Gory movies are cool. (I would like to specify on this... if its for the lols, then I love it, such as Dead Alive (or Braindead). If its gore for the sake of gore like FUCKING MOST HORROR MOVIES THESE DAYS FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD FUCK YOU I hate it.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps. (my brother does :D)
[] You like going to football games. (I don't even fucking understand that short. Also... are they wearing tights?)
[] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (I'm ghetto. Except most of my baggy pants are bondage pants :D)
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (I loooove sleepovers. I hate sleeping alone. Like... I really hate it. Please come snuggle with me :( )
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Hey... I'm a gothy punk kid... People think I'm crazy when I DONT act up)
[] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. (I'm sorry
tenshisirius I try to stop myself :( )Total = 13
Your Girl Side
[] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop. (I haunt bookstores, thrift stores, and art supply stores)
[x] You wear eyeliner. (see above for gothy punk kid reference)
[] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] You wear the color pink. (I don't think I look good in it. I'm a purple man :D)
[] Go to your mom for advice. (I don't fuckin trust my family. I go to you guys for advice <3)
[] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black. (uh... BLACK IS MY WARDROBE!)
[x] You like hanging out at the mall. (eh.... I like West Edmonton Mall but its like... totally awesome. Look that shit up to see it. ITS GOT A FUCKING WATERPARK AND AN AMUSEMENT PARK!)
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I don't want anyone touching my nasty feet. or hands. I work with too much clay for them to even be salvageable)
[X] You like wearing jewelry. (I wear a lot of necklaces, and occaisonally rings. Soon I will be getting piercings so those would probably count. And I have one of those tacky rubber bracelet bullshit things. Only mine says "Misanthrope" rather than some motivational bullshit.)
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I own one skirt. It was for a crossdressing night.)
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (I haunt the Value Village for deals! I found a fuckin Scooby Doo tshirt there. and a Ministry shirt.)
[] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I love the original trilogy)
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (hahahahahaha no. But I could do the human pretzle. I should relearn that, maybe it would come in handy...)
[] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories
[] You smile a lot more than you should. (I don't smile enough. My life is an eternal black abyss)
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I've probably owned more that 10... but not at the same time. I only own two pairs now)
[.5] You care about what you look like. (I wish that I was attractive. Or found myself attractive. I don't know. I'm covered in spray paint, clay, and oil half the time, so I doubt it really counts.)
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (um... does axe count?)
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (... ... I played with what was there)
[] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[X] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (total camwhore. in case you haven't noticed :P)
total = 8.5
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm more a dude than a fine chica? Thats cool.
If you actually read all that shit... congrats!
Now my life:
It sucks. Loneliness is hitting me hard, bitterness too. Fucking February. I want to get hit by a bus and be exploded into a million pieces and not be alive anymore and not have to be lonely and not be horny or depressed or talk with all those ands that would make my english professor kill me dead.
School is getting stressful with mid-term portfolios due soon... but I think I can do it.
And I told you that you're not a typical gay, youz a man's man.