[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

MAYBE!

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?

No, shit like that doesn't interest me.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

I think it's the woman's choice. I also think that kids today need better sex education from like... their parents. Possibly even... GUIDANCE! Ya know, as opposed to the sexually charged TV.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Uhh, no. If she were stable and not a psychobitch. Buuuut like half of all the women I know are. O_O

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

Yeah. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Or, make jail more... unpleasant. Somethin'.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Haha, I really don't care. Not interested in it myself, but I'd worry about like... being harassed when I walk my dog, a rise in DUIs and... the general population's IQ dropping.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

Eh... it's touchy. I think you should do whatever you want, but then... you should be careful, you know?

[08] Do you believe in God?

Not the Christian's version, no. But there's something out there bigger than all of us, I think.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is, anyways.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

Little bit. Where I live now, everything's in Spanish. I can't talk to my neighbors cuz they don't know English. I had an incident with one of them tonight (my dog scared the shit out of my neighbor's son, and he started CRYING. My dog barked and play-bowed!) and when I went to try to tell them he won't bite, he's nice, the mother gave me the stink-eye! And I couldn't explain myself cuz they have noooo idea what I'm saying! It wouldn't bother me if I could communicate, but I'm not going to go learn Spanish. D:

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

I think the parents should kick her ass. And yeah, she's gonna have to.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

I don't see why not. I swear I'm the only one who waited to 21 to drink and by then, no one my age cares anymore.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

We need to do something. I feel like we're stalling now.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

I think it depends on the situation. If an emo teenager wants out, I'd say, "hell no, suck it up!" but if a terminally ill person wants it I don't see why not.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

Yes. Not beating, no.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

I would, it's just a flag. We can go get another.

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Neither. >.>

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Not really, but I don't want to get nagged. Oi.

[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??

Hahaha, ninjas? I don't think I'd care because... lets see, who's president right now and what was my answer to number 17? Maybe if like... Steve Irwin was. Oh god, that's be weird. O.O;;