Hahaha xD I know the feel >.<

Get inside of me...

*Crawls inside and sets up a sleeping bag* :3

No I don't think so... You drink a lot of soda?

No, I dont drink soda at all unless I get it from a fast food joint, wich I also rarely go to :P

I drink a lot of milk though.

Pancakes! That's a compliment right? I'm a little rusty at this.

My little neighbourhood kids kept telling me that I I'd sit on them they'd become pancakes. I geuss it is a compliment in its own way... cause those boys wanted me to sit on them badly, lets just make that clear

Who wouldn't?~<3 Sitting is like a hug, but with more butt.

A butt hug

Exactly!

CAN YOU BLAME THEM?

You got a badass nose.

Like hella cute.

One nostrill is bigger than the other though

ALRIGHT THEN GAWD
YOU HAVE A HOT ASS

JFC TAKE THE COMPLIMENT

MORE!!!

GET YOUR TITS OUT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thats why when you eat, you should sit on my face.

Do you also get like a tingling sensation in your teeth when you really have to pee?

It is difficult to enjoy anything when the need to pee arises. Hate when that happens in the middle of a movie (in a theater)...

wat

Prepare for dissappointment.

Needing to pee always ruins everything. Like when you're all comfy laying in bed and you have to pee like a horse because you drank so much tea earlier that day

Does it mean you eat faster, or have an anxiety attack due to being unwilling to commit to either eating or peeing?

*Ahem*

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

If you were a phone of Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous!

You are just cuter than a bucket of ducks.

Your earlobes are sexy.

You smell like my favorite memory.

You have a very nice skeleton.

OMG I love your eyebrows!

...

I maaaay be out of practice.