Holy crap that's awesome, I tried applying to ToysR'Us but they wanted a guy with 3 years of experience, sucks over here

Sweet.

Ooh, awesome. They'd be making quite the mistake to not hire you anyway. You should get it for sure, I hope.

For a guy who refuses to grow up, I think I got the perfect requirements |3

That actually is perfect, given one of their old slogans was something along those lines anyway. It should also be easier if they're hiring for seasonal help with Christmas approaching, at least supposed to be. I applied to one during the holiday rush and never got called.

and one morning they will walk in to find a situation like out of Elf around christmas