Happy birthday to me!

This is my birthday song/ it isn't very long/ The end.
This is the second verse/ it's shorter than the fir...
This is the third attempt/ It doesn't even rhyme!
This is my fourth try/ maybe you're satisfied/ I'm not

Oh well, I got cheese cake, sung to by a significant other and a plethora of colored pencils that have double the amount of colors I can use. Not that I know how to use them to great effect, but I have them. What else? Doesn't matter. All I asked for was for some batteries for my mouse. That didn't happen, but I'm a guy who counts his blessings one by one. I'm quite apathetic about my birthday, I hope I'm the only one.

Scoreboard:
McGee - 19
Death - 0