Right, I'll condense some of the less important news in the next paragraph. It helps to pretend that the narrator is going through it at 800% speed.

8k pageviews get, 100th submission unknowingly achieved, it's freezing all of a sudden, Memory Hunt submission surpasses 2k views, Blue Skies Infinity Remix is really good, still stuck on art ideas, last week can go fuck itself, fall break is coming up, Area 88 is back, forgot I had SecondLife account, and I considered streaming again but scratched it upon further review.

Now that's out of the way, here's the real bit of news. Except the paragraph above contained the only bits of news I had. Therefore I no longer have anything to write down here.

So how about that weather?