so this guy ive not seen for ages suddenly decides he wants a sex slave for online and irl, and decides to ask me, in a very demanding kind of way. i decline, naturally, cos im slaved to my sweet pony ^.=.^ then i get this:

farmboy69_6[at]hotmail.com says:
fine some online slave you want to be
Kaptin Scuzgob says:
whatddya mean want to be? at least, not for you
farmboy69_6[at]hotmail.com says:
then loose my contact info
farmboy69_6[at]hotmail.com says:
dick
Kaptin Scuzgob says:
lose it yourself, im busy
Kaptin Scuzgob says:
penis
farmboy69_6[at]hotmail.com says:
Fuck you ass hole
farmboy69_6[at]hotmail.com says:
I am gonna kill you
Kaptin Scuzgob says:
bring it, mr internet toughguy
Kaptin Scuzgob says:
over a little thing like this? you need anger management therapy

i love it when i get death threats when they dont even know where i am or what i look like. if he does somehow find me, ive got a cricket bat, some knives and a meat cleaver to greet him with