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Fist of the Vampire and Pinochio's Revenge
11 years ago
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While my food is getting ready XD how about small mentions of two horror movies i checked, a bad one and a weird one!
Fist of the Vampire:
Directed by Len Kabasinsky, he is well known as a bad B movie director, just as bad as Uwe Boll, except less money but more charisma, The movie is just simply about a group of three vampires who ar enothing but smugglers and thieves, they also own a street fighting tournament, and the main character is an undercover cop trying to bring down these criminals but then he realizes that they're vampires...not good ones either but better than Twilight's.
This movie maleted me into a pile of goo and feathers, is one of those very bad movies that are just fun to watch, just as The room, Birdemic and Troll 2 and so on.
The effects are horrible, the acting is cheesy, the sound effects are non existant and the story is barely tangible and the fight choreagraphy is abismal but at least it has action, it's not boring which is a good thing and it's amazing how much action it has, doesn't give itself time to rest, but i rather see the fighting than the acting cuz the sound mixing is hideous and annoying, but overall i think this movie deserves a watch in case you enjoy bad horror movies, speaking of horror, what horror? just because it has vampires doesn't mean that it has horror in it. BUt again i think this guy's movies are just fun to watch!
Pinocchio's Revenge
I am sure you are veeeeery curious about what this movie is all about, is it a chucky rip off fromthe 90's? not...really again this is a weird one to be honest, iand the worst part is that to explain about it, there has to be spoilers so here we go...you have been warned:
A man has been found in th emiddle of the forest burying a dead child on the ground along side with a puppet that looks like it's made of wax, but it's suppossed to be wood...right.He gets captured and try to investigate about his case, which our main character is a lawyer and her daughter, her daughter adopts the puppet and yup weird things start to happen, accidents, people dying and so on.The main thing about this movie is that is trying to be like Chucky but the worst part is also trying soemthing else and the movie can't decide what to be which makes it hard to follow and a tad confusing when i am trying to figure out if it's all an illusion or the doll is alive AND....
SPOILER WARNING!
It's the little girl :U...she killed the people and stuffs...and she was imagining that the puppet was alive and stuff, so in the end is an interesting attempt, i thought it was gonna be a crappy cheesy Chucky rip off...but there is a very cool story about the man who was burying his own son with the doll, they blame him for not just the murder of his son but also several people and the father declared guilty and sentenced to the electric chair, but it wasn't him it was his own son who did everything, but the father took the blame, this was actually a very interesting story.
Overall an interesting movie but has a lot of flaws like consistency and story telling, it was forced to be a chucky film, i think the director didn't wanted that but the studio did, so again two things didn't mixed well...
That's it for now! :D i will check more horror movies and stuff, next time ill be talking about...
My top 10 favourite Horror monsters and villains! >:3
Stay Tuned and don't forget to join me on a halloween art stream this friday ;D
see u soon :)
Fist of the Vampire:
Directed by Len Kabasinsky, he is well known as a bad B movie director, just as bad as Uwe Boll, except less money but more charisma, The movie is just simply about a group of three vampires who ar enothing but smugglers and thieves, they also own a street fighting tournament, and the main character is an undercover cop trying to bring down these criminals but then he realizes that they're vampires...not good ones either but better than Twilight's.
This movie maleted me into a pile of goo and feathers, is one of those very bad movies that are just fun to watch, just as The room, Birdemic and Troll 2 and so on.
The effects are horrible, the acting is cheesy, the sound effects are non existant and the story is barely tangible and the fight choreagraphy is abismal but at least it has action, it's not boring which is a good thing and it's amazing how much action it has, doesn't give itself time to rest, but i rather see the fighting than the acting cuz the sound mixing is hideous and annoying, but overall i think this movie deserves a watch in case you enjoy bad horror movies, speaking of horror, what horror? just because it has vampires doesn't mean that it has horror in it. BUt again i think this guy's movies are just fun to watch!
Pinocchio's Revenge
I am sure you are veeeeery curious about what this movie is all about, is it a chucky rip off fromthe 90's? not...really again this is a weird one to be honest, iand the worst part is that to explain about it, there has to be spoilers so here we go...you have been warned:
A man has been found in th emiddle of the forest burying a dead child on the ground along side with a puppet that looks like it's made of wax, but it's suppossed to be wood...right.He gets captured and try to investigate about his case, which our main character is a lawyer and her daughter, her daughter adopts the puppet and yup weird things start to happen, accidents, people dying and so on.The main thing about this movie is that is trying to be like Chucky but the worst part is also trying soemthing else and the movie can't decide what to be which makes it hard to follow and a tad confusing when i am trying to figure out if it's all an illusion or the doll is alive AND....
SPOILER WARNING!
It's the little girl :U...she killed the people and stuffs...and she was imagining that the puppet was alive and stuff, so in the end is an interesting attempt, i thought it was gonna be a crappy cheesy Chucky rip off...but there is a very cool story about the man who was burying his own son with the doll, they blame him for not just the murder of his son but also several people and the father declared guilty and sentenced to the electric chair, but it wasn't him it was his own son who did everything, but the father took the blame, this was actually a very interesting story.
Overall an interesting movie but has a lot of flaws like consistency and story telling, it was forced to be a chucky film, i think the director didn't wanted that but the studio did, so again two things didn't mixed well...
That's it for now! :D i will check more horror movies and stuff, next time ill be talking about...
My top 10 favourite Horror monsters and villains! >:3
Stay Tuned and don't forget to join me on a halloween art stream this friday ;D
see u soon :)
But horror is definitely my thing, man, I do look forward to seeing more journals like this from you. The Conjuring, the original version of The Fog (avoid that shitty remake), the underrated movie Scarecrows...
Looking forward to your baddie top 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyougFDZ7zU
I couldn't stop laughing at how bad it was in the review. I may just rent it to review it myself with my brother just how bad it is.
Hobgoblins was just laughably corny.
Aberration(2013)- if you want to see how NOT to make horror film. This film is horrendously bad. I have no idea what it's trying to be. Is it a mystery? Thriller? Horror? Supernatural?
Prepare to be SO DISAPPOINTED and angrily confused.
Snow White: A Deadly Summer- Snow White related only in name. Prepare for a cheaply made, badly written teen Slasher flick with the piss poor story, acting, even effects. A DVD of fail.XD