Well, I guess I should announce it
17 years ago
General
Hey the lights on.
For those of you who will actually read this and that I haven't already told. about a month ago, I started talking to a friend who kinda fell outta contact with me awhile before that. well one thing lead to another and a month from yesterday, I ended up asking her to kinda be my girlfriend... Whats really weird is that she actually said Yes, PHIL'S GOT A GIRL!!!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! Okay, I feel a little better. I hope you can forgive me but for reasons I really don't care to explain, I am, are and for as long as I deem appropriate, will not give out who she is. I hope you can forgive me for this but I just feel it should go down like that. And to any of you who feel like I shoulda told you about this like I did the other few (about a week after it happened) Sorry, but you should know that my mind does nothing better than half ass anything I do.
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