So, after a year of useless flailing, the company decided to shut my store down. No surprise there. The store was so poorly run, I'm surprised we lasted that long. It's not like it's gonna hurt, either. I've got student loans I can slowly use up in the meantime, and they're not denying me unemployment. So funds are fine for now. The job hunt goes on.

That still leaves one question...
What the hell do the unemployed do for fun? x.X