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Dumbass Facebook Furry
11 years ago
☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽☾☆☽ Some people just don't understand Wolves. The following os myself dealing with a dumbass on FB after he couldn't take a hint and kept asking me to marry him.
Wolf King:: Youre really amazing...heh...
Me:: Meh I'm not that good
Wolf King:: No you really are.
Me:: Pfft
Wolf King:: I am serious....-tail wags happily as I turn my head away blushing- Would you like to have fun? It can be anything you choose.
Me:: -grins- Sure
Wolf King:: -I slowly look at you. I lock eyes and smile- Okay, you have the reigns. You get to choose what we do.
Me:: -grabs your collar and pulls you close till our noses touch. My lips curl back in a blood thirsty snarl.- I have a mate whom I'm forever loyal to. He is the /only/ one I mate with. Unless you wish to be hunted down a turned into a fae, back off and don't test your limits.
Wolf King:: -sighs- I wanted to not have it be a one time...I love to mate and I am always faithful...I haven't mated for a long long time. I wanted it to be you truthfully. I have just been looking around and found no one to mate with. I wanted to mate with you and stay by your side. -I lick my nose because it itched from your nose is pressed against mine and I in turn lick your nose too.- I'm not looking to wreck anything.
Me:: That's your problem, pup. Now I mean it. Stay Away From Me!
Wolf King:: uh huh. you have the problem.
Me:: Nope. I'm a happily mated wolf who is not willing to cheat on her mate cause some pup isn't happy being single.
Wolf King:: Youre really amazing...heh...
Me:: Meh I'm not that good
Wolf King:: No you really are.
Me:: Pfft
Wolf King:: I am serious....-tail wags happily as I turn my head away blushing- Would you like to have fun? It can be anything you choose.
Me:: -grins- Sure
Wolf King:: -I slowly look at you. I lock eyes and smile- Okay, you have the reigns. You get to choose what we do.
Me:: -grabs your collar and pulls you close till our noses touch. My lips curl back in a blood thirsty snarl.- I have a mate whom I'm forever loyal to. He is the /only/ one I mate with. Unless you wish to be hunted down a turned into a fae, back off and don't test your limits.
Wolf King:: -sighs- I wanted to not have it be a one time...I love to mate and I am always faithful...I haven't mated for a long long time. I wanted it to be you truthfully. I have just been looking around and found no one to mate with. I wanted to mate with you and stay by your side. -I lick my nose because it itched from your nose is pressed against mine and I in turn lick your nose too.- I'm not looking to wreck anything.
Me:: That's your problem, pup. Now I mean it. Stay Away From Me!
Wolf King:: uh huh. you have the problem.
Me:: Nope. I'm a happily mated wolf who is not willing to cheat on her mate cause some pup isn't happy being single.
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