Congested?

I had to google for you...

Yeah man D: Everytime I lie down its as if I got two corkscrews deep up in there

This stuff:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images.....1T0wO-HaKL.jpg

Is amazing for fixing that.

Man, I hate it when it gets that bad.

Yes, I want that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_irrigation

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It's not really the snot that causes it but the swelling of blood vessels. The snot is just build up.

Still I hate it. Even when I have like the smallest thing what feels like a cold I go straight for Blocked Nose relief, cough mixture and cold and flu tablets as soon as.

That said vapour rub is great too, relives it a little and feels better.

It'd be a lot easier than blowing, that's for sure.

Blowing is for losers!

Actually, aggressively blowing your nose can be bad for you. It bursts blood vessels and can cause further pressure to build.

Wasabi. Or a nettie pot actually, with a saline solution will help clear you sinuses.

Solution: Regular vacuum, rubber seal, superglue and a funnel.

This is the only solution