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So a gator walks into a convention...
11 years ago
But first he posts an obligatory meme:
Taken with brute force from
Furpocalypse October 31st to November 2nd, 2014
Cromwell, CT
https://furpocalypse.org/
Where are you staying?
At the Quality Inn across the street from the Crowne Plaza where the con is taking place
What day are you getting there?
Planning to get there Friday morning,
and what will I be doing when I get there?
WORK.
CUZ I CAN DO DAT SHIT REMOTELY.
Who will you be rooming with?
v These cewl furry peeps v
, 
, and
Who will you be traveling with?
The empty void of my car.
What will you be bringing?
A raptor suit and other things.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
, 
, 
, 
, 
, and 
if I can find him.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The pool movie sounds fun, I hope they play jaws :p
And the dance comp is a must.
Will you be suiting?
In my borrowed raptor suit, yes.
I AM TEH ULTIMATE GREY MUZZLE.
How can I find you?
Look for a black raptor with orange stripes, guy with a "Certified Gator" badge,
or on Friday look for the guy dressed for work CUZ I'LL BE WORKING.
You draw?
Yes, next question.
Do you do free art?
Napkin sketches :p
Do you do trades?
mmm....ehhh... make me an offer.
Do you do commissions?
Yes, on a case by case basis.
Will you get anything commissioned?
Not in the market, but hey, we'll see.
Maybe I should start a con-com book?
How old are you?
22 (and 22 Million as raptor)
How tall are you?
YES.
CUZ PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW THAT.
Gender?
Male. Sometimes, wish my voice was deeper though.
Can I talk to you?
Of course! What's gunna happen?
"Hey Danko! How's it han"
"NO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
Can I touch you?
Before you do, I can assure you I AM real.
Can I visit your room?
Sure, but first you must pass these trials three, , and
Can I buy you drinks?
Light drinks possibly, there is a 50/50 chance I'll either get super entertaining or dead sleepy.
Do you smoke?
Came close, but I do not and never have.
Can I give you stuff?
No, I don't want the candy wrapper you propped up to look full OH WAIT IT IS FULL. *noms*
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs are good! Snuggles potentially.
Are you nice?
Are you?
Personality Type?
Once I get going in conversation, I can crank out some good stuff. But sometimes I just like to fade into the background and just watch and listen, often times when I'm tired.
Cliquey?
*Feels like a punk, dresses and voices like a southern catholic school boy*
How long are you going?
Tell Sunday, then i'll be... shippin' it off to Boston...
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Scream loudly, preferably across a long room of furs "IT'S YOU" and start foaming at the mouth.
That will definitely get my attention.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
On cloud nine.
What/where will you be eating?
We'll be eating breakfast at our hotel. I'll buy supplies for simple stuff but I plan on eating out and making an adventure of it.
Can I come with you for food/fun etc?
Wowee all aboard the Danko fun train! CHOOCHOO
Can I look in your sketchbook?
... aheheh...
I can SHOW you my sketchbook.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Meh, why not...
Can I take your picture?
One animated avatar and i'm FAMOUS ALREADY.
BY ALL MEANS.
Can I ask you to dance at the raves?
Sure!
What’s your goal for the con this year?
Provide a good con experience for a certain few.
Taken with brute force from
Furpocalypse October 31st to November 2nd, 2014
Cromwell, CT
https://furpocalypse.org/
Where are you staying?
At the Quality Inn across the street from the Crowne Plaza where the con is taking place
What day are you getting there?
Planning to get there Friday morning,
and what will I be doing when I get there?
WORK.
CUZ I CAN DO DAT SHIT REMOTELY.
Who will you be rooming with?
v These cewl furry peeps v
, 
, and Who will you be traveling with?
The empty void of my car.
What will you be bringing?
A raptor suit and other things.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
, 
, 
, 
, 
, and 
if I can find him.Are there any panels you might be attending?
The pool movie sounds fun, I hope they play jaws :p
And the dance comp is a must.
Will you be suiting?
In my borrowed raptor suit, yes.
I AM TEH ULTIMATE GREY MUZZLE.
How can I find you?
Look for a black raptor with orange stripes, guy with a "Certified Gator" badge,
or on Friday look for the guy dressed for work CUZ I'LL BE WORKING.
You draw?
Yes, next question.
Do you do free art?
Napkin sketches :p
Do you do trades?
mmm....ehhh... make me an offer.
Do you do commissions?
Yes, on a case by case basis.
Will you get anything commissioned?
Not in the market, but hey, we'll see.
Maybe I should start a con-com book?
How old are you?
22 (and 22 Million as raptor)
How tall are you?
YES.
CUZ PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW THAT.
Gender?
Male. Sometimes, wish my voice was deeper though.
Can I talk to you?
Of course! What's gunna happen?
"Hey Danko! How's it han"
"NO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
Can I touch you?
Before you do, I can assure you I AM real.
Can I visit your room?
Sure, but first you must pass these trials three
, , and Can I buy you drinks?
Light drinks possibly, there is a 50/50 chance I'll either get super entertaining or dead sleepy.
Do you smoke?
Came close, but I do not and never have.
Can I give you stuff?
No, I don't want the candy wrapper you propped up to look full OH WAIT IT IS FULL. *noms*
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs are good! Snuggles potentially.
Are you nice?
Are you?
Personality Type?
Once I get going in conversation, I can crank out some good stuff. But sometimes I just like to fade into the background and just watch and listen, often times when I'm tired.
Cliquey?
*Feels like a punk, dresses and voices like a southern catholic school boy*
How long are you going?
Tell Sunday, then i'll be... shippin' it off to Boston...
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Scream loudly, preferably across a long room of furs "IT'S YOU" and start foaming at the mouth.
That will definitely get my attention.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
On cloud nine.
What/where will you be eating?
We'll be eating breakfast at our hotel. I'll buy supplies for simple stuff but I plan on eating out and making an adventure of it.
Can I come with you for food/fun etc?
Wowee all aboard the Danko fun train! CHOOCHOO
Can I look in your sketchbook?
... aheheh...
I can SHOW you my sketchbook.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Meh, why not...
Can I take your picture?
One animated avatar and i'm FAMOUS ALREADY.
BY ALL MEANS.
Can I ask you to dance at the raves?
Sure!
What’s your goal for the con this year?
Provide a good con experience for a certain few.
With your height of YES. IT'S YOUUUUU!!!! *Flailflailflailflargleblargle* :P
Could you at least give us all some prior notice when you're gonna start that nonsense?
Also your icon is awesome! :3
... well... maybesortanotreally...
And thank you! I'd like to start doing animations for the community too.
We DO need some sort of cosmic force to counter balance your NO.
D: RUN FOR IT!!!