Valentine's Day
17 years ago
General
MOST RECENT STORY: Teach Me (54 pages, 21192 words. Coming on Valentine's Day!)
IN PROGRESS: Tough Times
CURRENT DISTRACTION: Pokémon LeafGreen
This was stolen. I ain't saying from whom.
1. Are you single or taken?
Happily single, thanks.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Apart from uploading the story that I am just dying to upload, not really.
4.Do you like anyone?
Yes.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
No.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Nice dinner, walk around in the woods, then sex in a grassy field under the stars.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Probably not.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
What? No.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Yes.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
No.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Gross. They taste like minty chalk.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
No, and the single people who think it is need to stop being so uptight.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
If you have to eat someone's face, go inside. Anything less than that is okay.
17. How is your love life?
Nonexistent. But I'm comfortable with that.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.
19. How many roses would you want?
Zero.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Eh, maybe, maybe not.
Folks who write purty good:
incog
jewelwriter
thewanderingpikachu
ysrnty
IN PROGRESS: Tough Times
CURRENT DISTRACTION: Pokémon LeafGreen
This was stolen. I ain't saying from whom.
1. Are you single or taken?
Happily single, thanks.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Apart from uploading the story that I am just dying to upload, not really.
4.Do you like anyone?
Yes.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
No.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Nice dinner, walk around in the woods, then sex in a grassy field under the stars.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Probably not.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
What? No.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Yes.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
No.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Gross. They taste like minty chalk.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
No, and the single people who think it is need to stop being so uptight.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
If you have to eat someone's face, go inside. Anything less than that is okay.
17. How is your love life?
Nonexistent. But I'm comfortable with that.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.
19. How many roses would you want?
Zero.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Eh, maybe, maybe not.
Folks who write purty good:
incog
jewelwriter
thewanderingpikachu
ysrnty
FA+

I may start using "number 6" as a euphemism for sex now.
Also, what happened to #14? Seems to have gone missing... Just thought I'd point that out.
And I dunno what happened to #14. Perhaps a commentary on the original author's feelings towards Valentine's Day.