Tandoori to go: Someone gets an order of Chinese delivered. As they eat each course - sweet and sour nuggets, noodles, chicken soup, egg rolls, they progressively turn into a panda.

I think this would be best as an art sequence.

Punchline: Cut to one hour later. They're hungry again.
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[ART] Ready for my close-up: Photobooth sequence. Person or persons enter a photo booth. As each picture goes on, they get progressively more transformed.

Alternate: If it's a latex TF, call it "Glossy". Or "Glossi". With an I.

Yes, it's short. Because I actually wrote stories this month, two of 'em.