Below is something I got in an E-Mail the other day, and now that I finally got around to reading some of my FWD stuff >.> I loled my butt off.

Just wanted to share it with everyone.

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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
~Wait...What?

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
~No, really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
~Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
~What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
~No-good-for-nothing' lazy .............

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
~See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace
~I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
~Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
~Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
~They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
~You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
~He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
~Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
~That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
~Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
~Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
~Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
~Did I read that right?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!