1. New Cars lose approximately 33% of their value the moment you drive it off the lot.

2. People who pick their nose and eat it always get caught....Its just a matter of time.

3. Dentists are evil creatures.

4. Any joke is funny to a drunk person.

5. People can work hard to suceed, or hardly work and still succeed, as long as they are related to managment.

6. Education does not equal intelligence.

7. In every good movie/book there is a love story imbedded in the plot.

8. We invent tools like the internet to find the things we want in life, only to discover they are unattainable.

9. Ignorance is not always Bliss...

10. Lonliness is nothing more than indigestion.