every single one, I'm born on Christmas day, none of my friends would ever go out of their way away from their families to celebrate my birthday.

Wow man, that does suck. I know it's two months late, we don't know each other and it's just a picture representing the idea of a gift, but here.
Happy belated birthday. :P

the last one was pretty lame.

i'm sure it will be friday when i turn 30 and am not considered a "kid" anymore by any living demographic, aka officially OLD
so what do i do to distract from this most undesired milestone of maturity?
i'm going to disney world of course, so i can act like a totally moronic kid again

Teehee, let´s see...

When I turned twelve, my Mom made one of her usually scenes, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CLASS MATES!!! That´s why I cried tears of wrath, and since THIS day, I had WAY less (few? :3 Sorry, as a German whose native language isn´t enlish, there are some moments I´m not sure what´s right ^^;) friends...

Yeah, I guess THAT´S the worst b-day I ever had...

My dad and brother decide to fight again and i come home with a police car in the drive way. happy freaken birthday.

We-ell... I had one where my grandfather died a few days before my birthday. He was always a selfish bastard though, so I kinda saw it coming.

The one birthday that really took the suck cake, though, was this: Fresh out of college, deep in student debt that I didn't even know I was IN (I thought I had a year to start making payments... not so much, it seems.) I got a call from collections right before my birthday, advising me that I needed to pay them two thousand dollars by Friday. My birthday. I eneded to get my parents' help, which meant... back to the stores for refunds all my presents went.

But that's really just all material nonsense. Doen't really matter long term.

Why Joe? What happened?

The first time I moved out on my own and didn't have any friends in the area, just sat at home and watched TV.

Realizing that I'm too old for cake 'n ice cream, and knowing I will no longer receive those cool ninja turtles toys as gifts from the 1980's.

The many unmemorable one's. Sad not to remember so many.

My 18th. my mom got me socks and pajamas

wait, that or my 11th. my bday is 9/10 -_-

Ugh. There were three years in a row where I was violently ill on my birthday.

Was my 23rd...I got my presents and was invited to shopping by my parrents. In the shop I saw a Limited Edition Milka chocolate with lemon flavour. It was the first time i saw one of those and was asking for it. And my father just scolded me - I already got a table of chocolate in my present basket - for beeing greedy.

Seriously: ?!?WTF?!? I was 23 and a working woman, and i wasn't greedy at all! I was just asking for it and not going to eat it ATM i got it!! The fact that i had money for it, or to buy 100zilllion table of it didn't counted, since i was invited for free shopping. If i owned that table already, then i would send it back flying in the shop, relasing all my anger! Sadly we were in the shop still...I turned and leaved...My mother scolded my father, as to what JERK he is to deny a simple request of another table of chocolate in front of the half-town...

So yes...Leaved a deep scar in my soul...I was never again gone shopping with my father since...He's such a cheap person. Aside that i still love him, but never again are asking anything free from him...It $uck3d back then. Worst B-Day ever, spent in anger...

And the worst thing was: My mother did buyed the lemon flavored choclet for me. Thanks, mom. The chocolate tasted really awfull. Not by the experinece but it was really a piece of cr@p. So it was a little thing to get sad about... And ever since when i see the Limited edition lemon Milka chocolate ...

Does the evil bunny love chocolate? *evil scheming*

Yep. But only ones with soft, creamy filling.

Keep adding fuel to my evil plan to seduce this little naughty evil bunny...

Growing big boobies sure helps in that plan...

Me growing them or you growing them?

Well i have one pair of'em already...and i was also joking about it.

Do you have a pair of boobs or a pair of BIIG boobs?

TMI danger...sufice to say i have them.

I wouldn't see it as TMI...

Hoppla, just checked your profile... ^^;

So you´re from the country of Miss Bianca (The Rescuers), huh?

Teehee, was about to answer you that you didn´t miss anything with this chocolate, but it seems you found out by yourself...

Bist Du eine deutsche Dame? Oder ist Milka nicht nur hier in Deutschland erhältlich?

<Are you a german lady? Or ain´t Milka available just here in Germany?>

Von Ungarn - From Hungary - Magyaroszág-ról. It's really not a big deal to understend your German. Wenn ich es sage das ich Deutsche Sprache verstehen kann, dann ist es so! ;P

And yep. Milka kann mann bei uns auch kaufen. Von Kraft Foods hiergesthelst. Schoko Dessert ist meine Liebligs-Geschmack.

Well i don't know about Bianca's home...But we have some nice cartoons to present the world, like Vuk, the little fox, and Cat City (Macskafogó - Kätzenfhalle). Those are our best cartoons...But i didn't know where Bianca is related to Hungary. Gues i saw The Rescuers twice in my life...Need some oldschool rewatching with a bowl of popcorn...

Teehee, I got "Vuk" more than ten years ago, it REALLY is a cute movie!

I read in your profile that you´re from hungary, that´s why I corrected myself very soon! ^^;

Well, in the first movie, we were only informed that Miss Bianca´s from Hungary; I don´t know if there´s a hint in Margery Sharp´s original book...

Most of them...

they all go downhill after you turn 20 or so (21 for those who drink I guess) you dont get gifts from relatives anymore and you just start realising youre an adult now so all they are is you getting closer to being old. Its just another day for the most part.The only way that really changes if you have a mate and or kids who will fuss over you for the day .Though sometimes friends will surprise you and throw a party on your birthday.

Today...

Mostly when I realized I can never take a day off from work to have fun since I need $$ so badly.. so now I work on my birthdays

I can't remember. So either it was so terrible I blocked it out of my memory... or I'm just lucky that way. It might have been while I worked for Dish Network because I think I had to work on my birthday in 1999 and I hated working there because it was stressful. And who wants to go to work on their birthday unless you have a cool job and work with cool people (Like I did in 2004).

Maybe.... feeling really ill on the plane trip back from Washington D.C. ad not enjoying any food for the rest of the day

the last one

i fight with my girlfriend and my family

and i was a very busy on my job

in a few word... i felt like sh*t

but i cant complain anyways some of them are good and some other are bad

that is what life is

My 21st birthday. I thought it was gonna to be so awesome to be legal but I just realized that I didn't feel any different than I did the day before.