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Same Sh*t, Different Day
11 years ago
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Hey, I want to be happy and have a good laugh about something. Gimme a break.
I love Deviantart, really, I do. I feel like half the people over there don't even realize how half of the site works. It never fails, they post stamp they made in 5 minutes that is "I HATE THIS! IT IS SICK!" and a long winded argument with more holes than a cheese grater, never realizing that their stamp is going to pop up for everyone who is SEARCHING FOR WHAT THEY HATE. And inevitably... bam, troll city.
Vore is a common topic of hate and seriously, it just makes me laugh. I've seen a ton of great arguments in several months.
1) All murderers were vore fans.
How do you even prove this one? Did someone run up to Jack the Ripper and go "Yo, dude, do you fap to the thought of a bear eating someone?" Was Adolf Hitler secretly touching himself to pictures of dogs eating cats? When Cain killed Abel, was it because Abel walked in on him staring at a stone tablet of a snake eating a bird?
2) All voreaphiles eat babies!
I'm... pretty sure I've never eaten a baby. I mean... the thought has just never crossed my mind. And I'm sure most of you guys haven't either...
3) VORE IS MURDER! EVERYONE DIES IN VORE!
Show of hands, how many of you like non-fatal vore? I believe several artists on this site actually founded a group for fatal vore to find those rare few with this shared interest.
4) VORE IS SICK AND WRONG AND DISGUSTING!!
Really? I'm pretty sure I vored part of a cow last night. And the night before I vored a chicken. Do you eat? Or are you a vegan? I mean... vore is required for survival, dude... Enjoy starving to death.
A lot of people seem to hide behind this "Freedom of Speech" nonsense, declaring that they are an American citizen and have the right to say whatever they want. First off, lawl American citizens can say whatever they want whenever they want. Good luck with that one, bud. Second, Freedom of Speech was created a long time ago to help prevent persecution (lotta good that did). It was established to keep someone from being imprisoned for speaking out against their leader or the King of England or whatnot. Now, there are laws against it to prevent people from abusing it. You know, slander, defamatory comments, just generally making a jackass out of yourself. There's also a little thing called common sense. Just because a thought is bubbling in that little grey blob you call a brain doesn't necessarily mean you need to share it with everyone that can listen, regardless of whether they want to or not.
Another thing, everyone who posts their hateful opinion seems to think that everyone who opposes them is going to type in internet speak.
"LOL U FUKIN N00b!!!1!!1!!11 GO FUKIN DIE IN FIRE!"
I love proving this one wrong, I really really do. If you're expecting THAT kind of opposition, I'm going to eat your tiny little argument for lunch and ask for a second helping. Why? Well, why not? You've already stated everyone has the freedom to post whatever they want so if I want to spin a few words, I'm going to spin a few words.
Finally, these people are actually really smart! They end every argument with "YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T LOOK AT IT! CLICK THE BACK BUTTON!" Well, why can't you do the same? I mean, based on your exhibited brain power, this poorly written argument and cheaply crafted stamp declaring your hatred took you like five minutes to created... Take your own advice, don't look, click the back button. Takes five seconds. Five seconds vs five minutes, damn, you are either one heck of an overachiever or just stupid. On top of that, if you give good advice and fail to take it, aren't you kind of making your good advice look like more meaningless dribble from that hole in your head you call a mouth?
I love Deviantart, really, I do. I feel like half the people over there don't even realize how half of the site works. It never fails, they post stamp they made in 5 minutes that is "I HATE THIS! IT IS SICK!" and a long winded argument with more holes than a cheese grater, never realizing that their stamp is going to pop up for everyone who is SEARCHING FOR WHAT THEY HATE. And inevitably... bam, troll city.
Vore is a common topic of hate and seriously, it just makes me laugh. I've seen a ton of great arguments in several months.
1) All murderers were vore fans.
How do you even prove this one? Did someone run up to Jack the Ripper and go "Yo, dude, do you fap to the thought of a bear eating someone?" Was Adolf Hitler secretly touching himself to pictures of dogs eating cats? When Cain killed Abel, was it because Abel walked in on him staring at a stone tablet of a snake eating a bird?
2) All voreaphiles eat babies!
I'm... pretty sure I've never eaten a baby. I mean... the thought has just never crossed my mind. And I'm sure most of you guys haven't either...
3) VORE IS MURDER! EVERYONE DIES IN VORE!
Show of hands, how many of you like non-fatal vore? I believe several artists on this site actually founded a group for fatal vore to find those rare few with this shared interest.
4) VORE IS SICK AND WRONG AND DISGUSTING!!
Really? I'm pretty sure I vored part of a cow last night. And the night before I vored a chicken. Do you eat? Or are you a vegan? I mean... vore is required for survival, dude... Enjoy starving to death.
A lot of people seem to hide behind this "Freedom of Speech" nonsense, declaring that they are an American citizen and have the right to say whatever they want. First off, lawl American citizens can say whatever they want whenever they want. Good luck with that one, bud. Second, Freedom of Speech was created a long time ago to help prevent persecution (lotta good that did). It was established to keep someone from being imprisoned for speaking out against their leader or the King of England or whatnot. Now, there are laws against it to prevent people from abusing it. You know, slander, defamatory comments, just generally making a jackass out of yourself. There's also a little thing called common sense. Just because a thought is bubbling in that little grey blob you call a brain doesn't necessarily mean you need to share it with everyone that can listen, regardless of whether they want to or not.
Another thing, everyone who posts their hateful opinion seems to think that everyone who opposes them is going to type in internet speak.
"LOL U FUKIN N00b!!!1!!1!!11 GO FUKIN DIE IN FIRE!"
I love proving this one wrong, I really really do. If you're expecting THAT kind of opposition, I'm going to eat your tiny little argument for lunch and ask for a second helping. Why? Well, why not? You've already stated everyone has the freedom to post whatever they want so if I want to spin a few words, I'm going to spin a few words.
Finally, these people are actually really smart! They end every argument with "YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T LOOK AT IT! CLICK THE BACK BUTTON!" Well, why can't you do the same? I mean, based on your exhibited brain power, this poorly written argument and cheaply crafted stamp declaring your hatred took you like five minutes to created... Take your own advice, don't look, click the back button. Takes five seconds. Five seconds vs five minutes, damn, you are either one heck of an overachiever or just stupid. On top of that, if you give good advice and fail to take it, aren't you kind of making your good advice look like more meaningless dribble from that hole in your head you call a mouth?
A quick search on previous cases of the sort on the forums and a quick read of the site policies and you can pretty much rip them to shreds.
Especially since free speech does not function with such impunity on a site you agreed to the policies of to join.
Oh and to the haters play ocarina of time the third dungeon is a vore dungeon oh and watch Hero 108 (PG) there are like at least 3 characters that do vore in that show and one of them does it to transport the hero's.
T.V. produces and game designers are doing it too.