tagged by my dear brother... who i will hit for this

. Are you single or taken?
Single

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
*hisses and sits in dark room*

4.Do you like anyone?
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
no... blow me

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
*sits in dark room watches tales from the crypt*

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
two works... f(BLEEEP)k you

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
... im over wight, white, a furry and NOT gay... how in any way could i have a admirer

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
no

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
has in the son of the greek pagan goddess of love that randomly shot people with arrows...? i sure as f(BLEEP)k hope he isnt real

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
not really

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
hisssss the cards are mine! *likes collecting cards*

13. Do you like candy hearts?
nooo but you keep bugging me and i'll eat your heart

15. Is Valentines depressing?
i restate f(BLEEP)k you

16. How do you feel about PDA?
WTF?

17. How is your love life?
... im over wight, white, a furry, NOT gay ... hehe i have no love life

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
ya know you sound really f(BLEEP)king dumb asking that after my last answer

19. How many roses would you want?
*blinks* i dont think your understanding me

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
... ok thats it *feeds the guy asking this crap to a hungry macro* happy mother f(BLEEP)ing v day b(BLEEP)s