"it could always be worse... you could be S"

"the boogy man looks under his bed for chuck norris but chuck norris looks under his bed for zhou zilong"

"when a plant tells you to feed it people. its best to stop drinking in a flower shop"

"it could always be better... S could be gone"

"vore is like a cripple being pushed down stairs... ya know ya love it but its still pretty messed up"

"when you must pick between two evils... do not ask 'what would dick chany do?'


"a girl that undressing in front of a uncovered window prolly knows your there and so to the cops"

" bring your best friends to every fight unless its against zhou zilong in which case RUN DUDE RUN!"

"zhou zilong = chinese for BAD ASS"

"a pack animal that is alone is ether really bad at being good... or really good at being bad"

"the hyena laughed because the lion claimed to understand how the world worked"

"blood is thicker then water, but not has refreshing"

"its oftin at the end of there life that a person deserves to live"

"you find the best friends in the worst hours"

"the greatest power comes not from muscle but from the heart"

"the greedy mourn, true friends bid fond farewell"

" THINK WITH YOUR DIP STICK!"