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Common Family Traits
11 years ago
I've apparently got something to say, so listen up kiddies, this stuff's important. Always remember though that when your life is shit shit. Then you havn't got much to loose. On, Slaughterama!
My last name is Pfoff. (Pronounced Poff)
We all have blue eyes. We all have black hair. We all love Mountain Dew. We all scream loud. We're all sensitive to sunlight in our eyes. We all have squinty eyes. We're all night dwellers. We all have anger issues. We all yell loudly. We all grow body hair very quickly. We all listen to Heavy Metal. We all eat Chex Mix like no ones businuess. We all love burgers. We all name our kids after someone in our family/someone we know AND all hate preppies. Do you have any defining family traits? Tell me!
We all have blue eyes. We all have black hair. We all love Mountain Dew. We all scream loud. We're all sensitive to sunlight in our eyes. We all have squinty eyes. We're all night dwellers. We all have anger issues. We all yell loudly. We all grow body hair very quickly. We all listen to Heavy Metal. We all eat Chex Mix like no ones businuess. We all love burgers. We all name our kids after someone in our family/someone we know AND all hate preppies. Do you have any defining family traits? Tell me!
SillyDashy
~sillydashy
High tolerance to alcohol, low tolerance to pain, recklessly idiotic, courageous to the point of stupidity, arthritis, addiction, beautiful hair, easily susceptible to trauma, the love for faggots.
Gak_Foxaroo
~gakfoxaroo
OP
XD lol
